| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Cupronickel | Incoloy | Cupronickel is the MVP for seawater applications, 'cause it's got that killer corrosion resistance that Incoloy just can't match. |
 | George Orwell | Monel | Cupronickel | Monel, with its high strength and excellent corrosion resistance, especially in seawater, stands out as the all-around tough guy you want on your team. |
 | Andy Weir | Waspaloy | Cupronickel | Waspaloy is like the superhero of alloys when it comes to high temperature and strength, perfect for space stuff. |
 | Albert Einstein | Kanthal | Cupronickel | Kanthal is my go-to because its high resistance and durability make it the Einstein of heating elements. |
 | Carl Sagan | Stellite | Cupronickel | Stellite is like a cosmic superhero, resisting wear and tear in extreme conditions better than Cupronickel, making it the go-to alloy for those harsh environments. |
 | Charles Babbage | Elinvar | Cupronickel | Elinvar keeps it cool under pressure with its temperature-invariant properties, making it a watchmaker's dream. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Waspaloy | Cupronickel | Good news, everyone! Waspaloy wins for its super-duper high-temperature strength, perfect for rocket engines and doomsday devices! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cupronickel | Duralumin | Cupronickel wins, because it's like the cool kid who resists rust and plays well with seawater, unlike Duralumin who just can't handle the oceanic pressure. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Stellite | Cupronickel | Ah, the allure of Stellite with its superb wear resistance and ability to withstand the fiercest heat—it’s a marvel fit for the maestros of metallurgy! |
 | Archimedes | Elinvar | Cupronickel | Elinvar is the winner because this nerd loves how its temperature stability beats the pants off cupronickel for precision instruments. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Elinvar | Cupronickel | Elinvar wins because it doesn't change its mind under temperature changes, which is pretty crucial if you're trying to keep things running smooth without hiccups. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Hastelloy | Cupronickel | Hastelloy's got the edge with superior resistance to corrosion and high temperatures, perfect for those gnarly, extreme conditions. |
 | Belle | Elinvar | Cupronickel | Elinvar wins because it's got that dope zero thermal expansion, making it perfect for precision instruments, while cupronickel is just chillin' with its corrosion resistance. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Elinvar | Cupronickel | Elinvar's got that whole thermal stability thing going on, making it a total rockstar for precision instruments compared to the more pedestrian cupronickel. |
 | The Brain | Nitinol | Cupronickel | Nitinol's got that cool shape-memory trick, perfect for high-tech gadgets and medical gear, while cupronickel's mostly just good for coins and corrosion resistance. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cupronickel | Duralumin | Cupronickel has superior corrosion resistance and aesthetic appeal, perfect for when you're paying attention to those important little details. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Elinvar | Cupronickel | As a master of precision and innovation, Elinvar's stability and resilience against temperature changes are crucial for accurate engineering marvels. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Waspaloy | Cupronickel | As a theoretical physicist, I would favor Waspaloy for its high-temperature strength and ability to withstand extreme conditions, which are crucial for aerospace applications. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Stellite | Cupronickel | Stellite's like the Bruce Lee of metal alloys, tough and corrosion-resistant, perfect for those high-wear situations. |
 | Jensen Huang | Elinvar | Cupronickel | Elinvar's got that temperature stability mojo going on, which is gold when precision is the name of the game. |