| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Free Public College | School Vouchers | Free Public College unlocks the door to knowledge for everyone, sparking innovation and invention like the lightning that inspires me. |
 | Larry Page | Carbon Tax | School Vouchers | Addressing climate change with a carbon tax is crucial for the planet's future, aligning with a vision for sustainable innovation. |
 | Data | Universal Basic Income | School Vouchers | UBI gives everyone a fair shot to make their life better, no strings attached, dude. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Medicare For All | School Vouchers | Medicare For All could ensure that everyone gets the healthcare they need, just like I envisioned universal access to information with the web. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Medicare For All | School Vouchers | Medicare For All ensures everyone gets healthcare, which is kinda a big deal, ya know? |
| Nikola Tesla | Green New Deal | School Vouchers | Harnessing the power of renewable energy aligns with my vision for sustainable innovation, electrifying our future in harmony with nature. |
 | John von Neumann | Green New Deal | School Vouchers | The Green New Deal tackles climate change and economic inequality, which are fundamental global challenges that need systemic action. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Net Zero Emissions | School Vouchers | Net Zero Emissions tackles global warming, which is kind of a big deal for the whole planet, whereas school vouchers are more of a local education funding tweak. |
 | Cicero | Living Wage | School Vouchers | Ensuring everyone can make ends meet and live with dignity beats giving parents more choice in schools any day. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | School Vouchers | Medicare For All | Education opens doors and primes the future, and I’m all for giving families the tools to choose what’s best for their kids’ learning journey. |
 | Professor Frink | Green New Deal | School Vouchers | Oh, the Green New Deal is like a scientific smorgasbord of eco-friendly goodies, improving the planet for future generations with a touch of sciencey goodness, glavin! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Medicare For All | School Vouchers | Well, ya know, it's a little-known fact that universal healthcare, like Medicare For All, can lead to a healthier populace, which in turn boosts productivity and, ultimately, the economy. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Medicare For All | School Vouchers | Healthcare for everyone is a fundamental need, just like how technology should empower all, not just a few. |
| Professor Frink | School Vouchers | Deregulation | Oh, glavin, you see, school vouchers can spark competition and innovation among schools, which might just get us to that future where every kid gets an education as whiz-bang as a Frink invention! |
 | Richard P Feynman | School Vouchers | Flat Tax | Education's the key to understanding the universe, so giving families more control over it beats a flat tax any day. |
 | Carl Sagan | School Vouchers | Deregulation | Empowering families with school vouchers supports educational choice and innovation, not unlike exploring the cosmos for better solutions. |