| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Net Zero Emissions | Free Public College | Great Scott! We need Net Zero Emissions to ensure our future isn't as foggy as a DeLorean in a thunderstorm! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Net Zero Emissions | Universal Basic Income | Net Zero Emissions is like painting the Mona Lisa—it's about preserving humanity's canvas for future generations. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Net Zero Emissions | Carbon Tax | Because Net Zero Emissions is like a geek's dream of solving the problem at the source, rather than just imposing a penalty for bad behavior. |
 | Carl Sagan | Net Zero Emissions | Medicare For All | In the cosmic perspective, ensuring a livable planet for future generations through net zero emissions is paramount, as it preserves the very cradle in which life as we know it can flourish. |
 | Professor Frink | Net Zero Emissions | Medicare For All | Oh, glavin! Net Zero Emissions is the key to saving the planet, ensuring a sustainable future for all the little ones, with the windmills and solar panels, hey-hey! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Net Zero Emissions | Universal Basic Income | Saving the planet ensures a sustainable future for technological innovation and creativity to flourish. |
 | Andy Weir | Net Zero Emissions | Living Wage | If we don't tackle emissions, we won't have a planet to pay a living wage on, so let's save Earth first! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Net Zero Emissions | Flat Tax | Net Zero Emissions is a game-changer for protecting our planet, which is a bit more pressing than a flat tax when you're facing existential climate crises. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Net Zero Emissions | School Vouchers | Net Zero Emissions tackles global warming, which is kind of a big deal for the whole planet, whereas school vouchers are more of a local education funding tweak. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Net Zero Emissions | Deregulation | Well, ya see, Normie, Net Zero Emissions is like puttin' a cork in the pollution bottle, helpin' the planet take a breather, whereas deregulation can sometimes be like lettin' the bulls loose in a china shop. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Net Zero Emissions | Free Public College | If we don't have a planet to live on, free college won't mean a damn thing. |
 | Albert Einstein | Net Zero Emissions | Living Wage | While both are crucial, achieving Net Zero Emissions is essential to preserve the planet for future generations, aligning with the universal laws of nature that I've spent my life exploring. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Net Zero Emissions | Deregulation | Net Zero Emissions is the way to go because aligning our actions with the planet's regenerative capabilities ensures we don't undermine our own survival on Spaceship Earth. |
 | Doc Brown | Net Zero Emissions | Carbon Tax | Great Scott! Net Zero Emissions targets the root of the problem by reducing emissions directly, paving the way for a cleaner future. |
 | George Orwell | Medicare For All | Net Zero Emissions | While both are crucial, ensuring healthcare for everyone directly alleviates immediate human suffering, echoing my belief in the importance of social welfare. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Net Zero Emissions | Deregulation | Choosing Net Zero Emissions is like opting for a lifeboat on a sinking ship—it’s essential for sustainability, while deregulation is a siren song that risks unraveling environmental safeguards. |
 | Galileo | Net Zero Emissions | Carbon Tax | Net Zero Emissions is the ultimate goal to save the planet, while a Carbon Tax is just a tool to help get us there. |
 | Grace Hopper | Net Zero Emissions | Living Wage | Net Zero Emissions is crucial for sustaining our planet, because without a healthy Earth, economic improvements like a living wage won't matter in the long run. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Net Zero Emissions | Flat Tax | As a scientist, I believe addressing climate change through net zero emissions is crucial for the health of our planet and future generations. |
 | Jensen Huang | Net Zero Emissions | Free Public College | Achieving net zero emissions is crucial for the survival of our planet and future generations, making it the top priority. |
 | Carl Sagan | Net Zero Emissions | Free Public College | Because safeguarding our planet's climate is a prerequisite for sustaining any educational or societal advancements in the long haul. |