| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Carl Sagan | Net Zero Emissions | Medicare For All | In the cosmic perspective, ensuring a livable planet for future generations through net zero emissions is paramount, as it preserves the very cradle in which life as we know it can flourish. |
 | Professor Frink | Net Zero Emissions | Medicare For All | Oh, glavin! Net Zero Emissions is the key to saving the planet, ensuring a sustainable future for all the little ones, with the windmills and solar panels, hey-hey! |
 | Doogie Howser | Medicare For All | Green New Deal | While both are crucial, Medicare For All is a game-changer for access to healthcare, which is a more immediate need for the well-being of the people. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Medicare For All | Free Public College | Healthcare is a fundamental human need, and ensuring everyone has access to medical care is crucial for a fair and healthy society. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Green New Deal | Medicare For All | The Green New Deal tackles climate change, a massive existential threat, with a scope that can transform economies and societies on a global scale, just like one of my epic narratives. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Medicare For All | School Vouchers | Medicare For All could ensure that everyone gets the healthcare they need, just like I envisioned universal access to information with the web. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All ensures everyone gets the healthcare they need, leaving no one out in the cold, which feels like a stronger safety net compared to a flat tax system. |
 | Larry Page | Medicare For All | Universal Basic Income | Healthcare is a fundamental need, and Medicare For All ensures everyone's covered, which is vital for a healthy, productive society. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Medicare For All | School Vouchers | Medicare For All ensures everyone gets healthcare, which is kinda a big deal, ya know? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Green New Deal | Medicare For All | Harnessing the power of renewable energy could electrify a future where Mother Nature and human health both thrive in synergy. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Medicare For All | Deregulation | Medicare For All could ensure everyone gets healthcare coverage, just like my inventions aim to make life better for everyone. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | School Vouchers | Medicare For All | Education opens doors and primes the future, and I’m all for giving families the tools to choose what’s best for their kids’ learning journey. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Carbon Tax | Medicare For All | Tackling climate change with a carbon tax is a nerd's dream for incentivizing innovation and preserving the planet for future sci-fi epics. |
 | Data | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All would provide healthcare for everyone, addressing inequalities, while a flat tax can disproportionately affect lower-income individuals. |
 | Charles Darwin | Carbon Tax | Medicare For All | As an evolutionary biologist obsessed with the survival of species, tackling climate change with a carbon tax is a pressing priority to keep this diverse planet thriving. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Medicare For All | School Vouchers | Well, ya know, it's a little-known fact that universal healthcare, like Medicare For All, can lead to a healthier populace, which in turn boosts productivity and, ultimately, the economy. |
 | David Macaulay | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All gets the nod because universal healthcare sounds like a no-brainer for leveling the playing field in terms of access to health services. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Medicare For All | Universal Basic Income | Providing healthcare for everyone is essential for preserving life and liberty, and it builds a stronger nation capable of great endeavors. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Medicare For All | School Vouchers | Healthcare for everyone is a fundamental need, just like how technology should empower all, not just a few. |
 | Galileo | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All wins because universal healthcare can lead to a healthier society, while a flat tax lacks progressivity and can burden lower-income folks. |
 | George Orwell | Medicare For All | Net Zero Emissions | While both are crucial, ensuring healthcare for everyone directly alleviates immediate human suffering, echoing my belief in the importance of social welfare. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Medicare For All | Deregulation | Medicare For All is like providing universal access to electricity; it ensures everyone has the basic resource needed for a healthier life. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Medicare For All | Free Public College | Good news, everyone! Medicare For All would ensure universal healthcare coverage, addressing a more immediate and fundamental need for all citizens. |
 | Galileo | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All aims to provide comprehensive healthcare coverage for everyone, which is crucial for a fair and healthy society, whereas a Flat Tax benefits the wealthy and can increase income inequality. |
 | Albert Einstein | Medicare For All | Living Wage | Ensuring healthcare for everyone is a fundamental step towards a fairer society, as it addresses a basic human need and can lead to healthier, more productive lives. |