| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Living Wage | Deregulation | Because ensuring a living wage helps everyone get a fair shake in this complex, interconnected world, while unchecked deregulation can sometimes lead to chaos and inequality. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Living Wage | Flat Tax | A Living Wage helps ensure everyone can cover their basic needs, keeping society a bit more balanced and humane, man. |
 | Galileo | Carbon Tax | Living Wage | Look, tackling climate change is urgent, and a carbon tax is a straight-up way to get folks to cut down on emissions fast. |
 | Andy Weir | Net Zero Emissions | Living Wage | If we don't tackle emissions, we won't have a planet to pay a living wage on, so let's save Earth first! |
 | Cicero | Living Wage | School Vouchers | Ensuring everyone can make ends meet and live with dignity beats giving parents more choice in schools any day. |
 | David Macaulay | Living Wage | Free Public College | A living wage means people can afford basic needs now, giving them the stability to pursue further education if they choose. |
| Galileo | Living Wage | Carbon Tax | Helping folks put food on the table with a living wage feels more urgent than tackling carbon emissions right now. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Green New Deal | Living Wage | I'm an innovator at heart, so tackling climate change while boosting technology and jobs sounds like a two-for-one deal that's right up my alley. |
 | The Brain | Living Wage | Flat Tax | A living wage ensures that everyone gets enough dough to cover the basics, while a flat tax might just flatten the little guys. |
 | Albert Einstein | Net Zero Emissions | Living Wage | While both are crucial, achieving Net Zero Emissions is essential to preserve the planet for future generations, aligning with the universal laws of nature that I've spent my life exploring. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Living Wage | Flat Tax | In a world that's a perpetually boiling pot of crazy, a Living Wage is like giving folks a sturdy life raft instead of a floaty made of existential dread. |
| Cicero | Living Wage | Free Public College | A living wage makes sure everyone can pay the bills and live decent while tackling student debt from the ground up. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Living Wage | Deregulation | As a guy who loves innovation and progress, making sure folks can afford to live well empowers them to focus on creating and using new tech, instead of just scraping by. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Living Wage | Flat Tax | A living wage helps ensure everyone's got the basic means to fend off existential despair in this absurd consumerist labyrinth. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Universal Basic Income | Living Wage | Universal Basic Income gives everyone a safety net in an unpredictable world, just like technology should! |
 | Grace Hopper | Net Zero Emissions | Living Wage | Net Zero Emissions is crucial for sustaining our planet, because without a healthy Earth, economic improvements like a living wage won't matter in the long run. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Living Wage | Flat Tax | Well, ya know, a living wage is like makin' sure everyone can buy a beer and a pretzel at Cheers, while a flat tax is just splittin' the tab evenly, which ain't fair for those who've got less dough. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Living Wage | Free Public College | Ensuring everyone can earn a living wage tackles inequality head-on and empowers people directly in their daily lives. |
 | Archimedes | Carbon Tax | Living Wage | As a nerdy thinker who loves logic and math, the carbon tax effectively internalizes the environmental costs of carbon emissions, incentivizing innovation and a shift to cleaner energy. |
| Albert Einstein | Medicare For All | Living Wage | Ensuring healthcare for everyone is a fundamental step towards a fairer society, as it addresses a basic human need and can lead to healthier, more productive lives. |