| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Net Zero Emissions | Free Public College | Great Scott! We need Net Zero Emissions to ensure our future isn't as foggy as a DeLorean in a thunderstorm! |
 | Larry Page | Free Public College | Flat Tax | Investing in free public college opens up opportunities for everyone, driving innovation and leveling the playing field. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Free Public College | School Vouchers | Free Public College unlocks the door to knowledge for everyone, sparking innovation and invention like the lightning that inspires me. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Medicare For All | Free Public College | Healthcare is a fundamental human need, and ensuring everyone has access to medical care is crucial for a fair and healthy society. |
 | David Macaulay | Living Wage | Free Public College | A living wage means people can afford basic needs now, giving them the stability to pursue further education if they choose. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Carbon Tax | Free Public College | Tackling climate change head-on is crucial for our planet's survival, and a carbon tax directly addresses that by cutting emissions. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Net Zero Emissions | Free Public College | If we don't have a planet to live on, free college won't mean a damn thing. |
 | Belle | Green New Deal | Free Public College | Tackling climate change with the Green New Deal is like patching the biggest hole in the sinking ship first; everything else can follow once we're not underwater. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Free Public College | Flat Tax | Free Public College, cuz it's like investing in people's potential and giving everyone a fair shot, unlike a flat tax that just glosses over the vast inequalities in wealth distribution. |
 | Carl Sagan | Free Public College | Flat Tax | Free Public College expands access to education, fostering a more informed and capable society, which aligns with my passion for knowledge and exploration of the cosmos. |
 | Cicero | Living Wage | Free Public College | A living wage makes sure everyone can pay the bills and live decent while tackling student debt from the ground up. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Green New Deal | Free Public College | The Green New Deal tackles climate change which is the most urgent issue for the survival of our planet, so it's like, you know, kind of a big deal. |
 | Jensen Huang | Carbon Tax | Free Public College | Carbon Tax hits climate change head-on and nudges big players to clean up their act, 'cause, no planet, no college, my friend! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Medicare For All | Free Public College | Good news, everyone! Medicare For All would ensure universal healthcare coverage, addressing a more immediate and fundamental need for all citizens. |
 | Socrates | Carbon Tax | Free Public College | Saving the planet comes first, 'cause if we don't fix the climate mess, there won't be a future for college or anything else. |
| David Foster Wallace | Free Public College | Deregulation | Free Public College opens up opportunities, leveling the playing field in a way deregulation just can't, because education empowers individuals to navigate and critique whatever system they're in. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Living Wage | Free Public College | Ensuring everyone can earn a living wage tackles inequality head-on and empowers people directly in their daily lives. |
| Larry Page | Free Public College | Flat Tax | Education unlocks the future, and making it free for everyone is like open-sourcing opportunity. |
| Jensen Huang | Net Zero Emissions | Free Public College | Achieving net zero emissions is crucial for the survival of our planet and future generations, making it the top priority. |
| Carl Sagan | Net Zero Emissions | Free Public College | Because safeguarding our planet's climate is a prerequisite for sustaining any educational or societal advancements in the long haul. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Carbon Tax | Free Public College | As a scientist, addressing climate change with a carbon tax is crucial for our planet's health and longevity. |