| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Free Public College | Flat Tax | Investing in free public college opens up opportunities for everyone, driving innovation and leveling the playing field. |
 | Grace Hopper | Universal Basic Income | Flat Tax | Universal Basic Income is like a safety net that catches everyone, giving people the freedom to innovate and take risks without the fear of falling through the cracks. |
 | Archimedes | Carbon Tax | Flat Tax | Carbon Tax helps tackle climate change by charging polluters, which is pretty crucial for keeping our planet livable. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Living Wage | Flat Tax | A Living Wage helps ensure everyone can cover their basic needs, keeping society a bit more balanced and humane, man. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All ensures everyone gets the healthcare they need, leaving no one out in the cold, which feels like a stronger safety net compared to a flat tax system. |
 | Archimedes | Green New Deal | Flat Tax | Tackling climate change with the Green New Deal is a 'now or never' kind of deal, while a flat tax is just another drop in the economic bucket. |
 | Doogie Howser | Carbon Tax | Flat Tax | Carbon Tax is the way to go because it tackles pollution head-on while encouraging greener choices, making for a healthier planet. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Net Zero Emissions | Flat Tax | Net Zero Emissions is a game-changer for protecting our planet, which is a bit more pressing than a flat tax when you're facing existential climate crises. |
 | Data | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All would provide healthcare for everyone, addressing inequalities, while a flat tax can disproportionately affect lower-income individuals. |
 | David Macaulay | Carbon Tax | Flat Tax | Carbon Tax is the MVP here because it nudges people and businesses to chill on emissions, which is a clutch move for keeping our planet liveable. |
 | Larry Page | Universal Basic Income | Flat Tax | Universal Basic Income levels the playing field and sparks innovation by freeing folks from the grind and letting them chase bigger dreams. |
 | Professor Frink | Carbon Tax | Flat Tax | Mmm-hay, with the planet heating up faster than my last experiment, a Carbon Tax could help cool our jets and nudge us toward greener energy solutions, glavin! |
 | The Brain | Living Wage | Flat Tax | A living wage ensures that everyone gets enough dough to cover the basics, while a flat tax might just flatten the little guys. |
 | David Macaulay | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All gets the nod because universal healthcare sounds like a no-brainer for leveling the playing field in terms of access to health services. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Free Public College | Flat Tax | Free Public College, cuz it's like investing in people's potential and giving everyone a fair shot, unlike a flat tax that just glosses over the vast inequalities in wealth distribution. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Flat Tax | Deregulation | Simplifying the tax code with a flat tax is like making the universe easier to understand—elegant and efficient. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Living Wage | Flat Tax | In a world that's a perpetually boiling pot of crazy, a Living Wage is like giving folks a sturdy life raft instead of a floaty made of existential dread. |
 | Galileo | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All wins because universal healthcare can lead to a healthier society, while a flat tax lacks progressivity and can burden lower-income folks. |
 | Carl Sagan | Free Public College | Flat Tax | Free Public College expands access to education, fostering a more informed and capable society, which aligns with my passion for knowledge and exploration of the cosmos. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Living Wage | Flat Tax | A living wage helps ensure everyone's got the basic means to fend off existential despair in this absurd consumerist labyrinth. |
 | Galileo | Medicare For All | Flat Tax | Medicare For All aims to provide comprehensive healthcare coverage for everyone, which is crucial for a fair and healthy society, whereas a Flat Tax benefits the wealthy and can increase income inequality. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Living Wage | Flat Tax | Well, ya know, a living wage is like makin' sure everyone can buy a beer and a pretzel at Cheers, while a flat tax is just splittin' the tab evenly, which ain't fair for those who've got less dough. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Net Zero Emissions | Flat Tax | As a scientist, I believe addressing climate change through net zero emissions is crucial for the health of our planet and future generations. |
 | Richard P Feynman | School Vouchers | Flat Tax | Education's the key to understanding the universe, so giving families more control over it beats a flat tax any day. |
 | Larry Page | Free Public College | Flat Tax | Education unlocks the future, and making it free for everyone is like open-sourcing opportunity. |