| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Living Wage | Deregulation | Because ensuring a living wage helps everyone get a fair shake in this complex, interconnected world, while unchecked deregulation can sometimes lead to chaos and inequality. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Medicare For All | Deregulation | Medicare For All could ensure everyone gets healthcare coverage, just like my inventions aim to make life better for everyone. |
 | Doogie Howser | Universal Basic Income | Deregulation | Universal Basic Income gives everyone a safety net, and who doesn't need a little extra cash to make life a tad easier? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Net Zero Emissions | Deregulation | Well, ya see, Normie, Net Zero Emissions is like puttin' a cork in the pollution bottle, helpin' the planet take a breather, whereas deregulation can sometimes be like lettin' the bulls loose in a china shop. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Net Zero Emissions | Deregulation | Net Zero Emissions is the way to go because aligning our actions with the planet's regenerative capabilities ensures we don't undermine our own survival on Spaceship Earth. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Green New Deal | Deregulation | Tackling climate change and creating green jobs sounds like a win-win for our planet's future, man. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Flat Tax | Deregulation | Simplifying the tax code with a flat tax is like making the universe easier to understand—elegant and efficient. |
 | Larry Page | Carbon Tax | Deregulation | As someone invested in tech and the planet's future, I'd say a Carbon Tax nudges innovation and eco-friendliness while keeping us accountable. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Living Wage | Deregulation | As a guy who loves innovation and progress, making sure folks can afford to live well empowers them to focus on creating and using new tech, instead of just scraping by. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Medicare For All | Deregulation | Medicare For All is like providing universal access to electricity; it ensures everyone has the basic resource needed for a healthier life. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Net Zero Emissions | Deregulation | Choosing Net Zero Emissions is like opting for a lifeboat on a sinking ship—it’s essential for sustainability, while deregulation is a siren song that risks unraveling environmental safeguards. |
| David Foster Wallace | Free Public College | Deregulation | Free Public College opens up opportunities, leveling the playing field in a way deregulation just can't, because education empowers individuals to navigate and critique whatever system they're in. |
 | Professor Frink | School Vouchers | Deregulation | Oh, glavin, you see, school vouchers can spark competition and innovation among schools, which might just get us to that future where every kid gets an education as whiz-bang as a Frink invention! |
 | Carl Sagan | School Vouchers | Deregulation | Empowering families with school vouchers supports educational choice and innovation, not unlike exploring the cosmos for better solutions. |