| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Neal Stephenson | Net Zero Emissions | Carbon Tax | Because Net Zero Emissions is like a geek's dream of solving the problem at the source, rather than just imposing a penalty for bad behavior. |
 | Larry Page | Carbon Tax | School Vouchers | Addressing climate change with a carbon tax is crucial for the planet's future, aligning with a vision for sustainable innovation. |
 | Archimedes | Carbon Tax | Flat Tax | Carbon Tax helps tackle climate change by charging polluters, which is pretty crucial for keeping our planet livable. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Carbon Tax | Universal Basic Income | As a physicist who appreciates complexity, I'm picking Carbon Tax because it's a pragmatic way to tackle climate change, which is potentially humanity's biggest existential threat. |
 | Galileo | Carbon Tax | Living Wage | Look, tackling climate change is urgent, and a carbon tax is a straight-up way to get folks to cut down on emissions fast. |
 | Doogie Howser | Carbon Tax | Flat Tax | Carbon Tax is the way to go because it tackles pollution head-on while encouraging greener choices, making for a healthier planet. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Carbon Tax | Medicare For All | Tackling climate change with a carbon tax is a nerd's dream for incentivizing innovation and preserving the planet for future sci-fi epics. |
 | Galileo | Living Wage | Carbon Tax | Helping folks put food on the table with a living wage feels more urgent than tackling carbon emissions right now. |
 | David Macaulay | Carbon Tax | Flat Tax | Carbon Tax is the MVP here because it nudges people and businesses to chill on emissions, which is a clutch move for keeping our planet liveable. |
 | Claude Shannon | Green New Deal | Carbon Tax | As someone who loves innovative ideas, the Green New Deal wins for its ambitious and holistic approach to tackling climate change beyond just taxes. |
 | Charles Darwin | Carbon Tax | Medicare For All | As an evolutionary biologist obsessed with the survival of species, tackling climate change with a carbon tax is a pressing priority to keep this diverse planet thriving. |
 | Professor Frink | Carbon Tax | Flat Tax | Mmm-hay, with the planet heating up faster than my last experiment, a Carbon Tax could help cool our jets and nudge us toward greener energy solutions, glavin! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Carbon Tax | Free Public College | Tackling climate change head-on is crucial for our planet's survival, and a carbon tax directly addresses that by cutting emissions. |
 | Doc Brown | Net Zero Emissions | Carbon Tax | Great Scott! Net Zero Emissions targets the root of the problem by reducing emissions directly, paving the way for a cleaner future. |
 | Larry Page | Carbon Tax | Deregulation | As someone invested in tech and the planet's future, I'd say a Carbon Tax nudges innovation and eco-friendliness while keeping us accountable. |
 | Jensen Huang | Carbon Tax | Free Public College | Carbon Tax hits climate change head-on and nudges big players to clean up their act, 'cause, no planet, no college, my friend! |
 | Galileo | Net Zero Emissions | Carbon Tax | Net Zero Emissions is the ultimate goal to save the planet, while a Carbon Tax is just a tool to help get us there. |
 | Socrates | Carbon Tax | Free Public College | Saving the planet comes first, 'cause if we don't fix the climate mess, there won't be a future for college or anything else. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Carbon Tax | Universal Basic Income | As a board game designer who loves strategic depth, a carbon tax incentivizes creative solutions to climate change, which is a pressing global challenge. |
 | Archimedes | Carbon Tax | Living Wage | As a nerdy thinker who loves logic and math, the carbon tax effectively internalizes the environmental costs of carbon emissions, incentivizing innovation and a shift to cleaner energy. |
 | Data | Carbon Tax | Universal Basic Income | Carbon Tax is the winner because it's tackling climate change head-on, which is crucial for our planet's future. |
 | Galileo | Green New Deal | Carbon Tax | The Green New Deal tackles climate change with a full-blown, all-hands-on-deck approach, like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut, but it's what we need to shake things up. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Carbon Tax | Free Public College | As a scientist, addressing climate change with a carbon tax is crucial for our planet's health and longevity. |