| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | The Thinker | The Persistence | The Thinker's got that deep, contemplative vibe that just pulls me in, like I'm staring into the soul of genius itself. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Thinker | The Persistence | The Thinker's deep contemplation vibes with my scientific spirit, much like a chemist pondering the mysteries of matter. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Last Supper | The Persistence | The Last Supper's got that iconic, timeless vibe, capturing a pivotal moment in history with Leonardo's genius touch. |
 | Pythagoras | Las Meninas | The Persistence | Las Meninas is a total masterpiece with its mind-bending play on perspective and reality, man. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Persistence | The Thinker | The Persistence is like the electric spark of innovation, constantly bending reality with surreal brilliance. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Starry Night | The Persistence | Starry Night captures a swirling, dreamlike view of the night that pulls you right into Van Gogh’s brilliantly chaotic mind. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Las Meninas | The Persistence | Las Meninas is like a timeless debate in a single frame, capturing the viewer’s gaze and inviting them into a layered world that still puzzles and fascinates art enthusiasts, just like a good ol’ Lincoln-Douglas debate. |
 | Nerds | The Scream | The Persistence | The Scream's raw emotion and iconic status in art history just hits different, ya know? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Guernica | The Persistence | Good news, everyone! Guernica packs an emotional wallop with its historic context and Picasso's intense artistic flair! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Guernica | The Persistence | Guernica's raw, powerful depiction of the horrors of war hits you right in the gut, while The Persistence has its own charm but feels more like a moody dreamscape. |
 | George Washington Carver | Las Meninas | The Persistence | Las Meninas is a masterpiece of complexity and depth, like an intricate puzzle that never stops being interesting. |
| Archimedes | The Last Supper | The Persistence | Dude, The Last Supper is like this epic masterpiece from da Vinci that totally captures this intense moment in history with crazy detail and emotion. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Persistence | The Last Supper | The Persistence just vibes more with the surreal and trippy headspace I dig, compared to the classic but kinda predictable Last Supper scene. |
| Klaus Teuber | Mona Lisa | The Persistence | The Mona Lisa is iconic, like the ultimate classic board game, it just stands out across the ages with its enigmatic smile. |