| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Thinker | The Kiss | The Thinker is like a deep dive into the human mind, and that's my jam, dude. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Girl with Pearl | The Kiss | Girl with a Pearl Earring just has that mysterious vibe and timeless allure that makes it unforgettable. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mona Lisa | The Kiss | Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile and mysterious allure capture the very essence of human curiosity and are quintessentially timeless. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Las Meninas | The Kiss | Las Meninas is a mind-bending orgy of perspective and mystery that would make even a time-traveling trout scratch its head in awe. |
| Ada Lovelace | Mona Lisa | The Kiss | Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile and historical influence make it the GOAT of art pieces, no cap. |
 | Alex Trebek | Starry Night | The Kiss | Starry Night gets the edge because its swirling skies are just iconic, man, capturing the imagination of dreamers everywhere. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Kiss | Starry Night | The Kiss just hits different with its intricate patterns and intimacy, bringing a kind of human connection that resonates deeply. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Las Meninas | The Kiss | Las Meninas is like a mind-bending visual puzzle that keeps you guessing, whereas The Kiss, while beautiful, is more straightforward in its romantic symbolism. |
 | Andy Weir | Guernica | The Kiss | Guernica packs a heavyweight punch of emotion and history, like a visual uppercut to the soul. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Starry Night | The Kiss | As an eccentric genius who revels in the swirling chaos of creativity, Starry Night speaks to my soul with its wild energy and cosmic dreamscapes. |
| Pliny the Elder | Mona Lisa | The Kiss | Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile and storied history make it the OG masterpiece that just can't be beat. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Starry Night | The Kiss | Well, ya see, Starry Night's got that cosmic vibe, like a universal postal route, makin' it the ultimate eye-catcher over The Kiss. |
| Alex Trebek | Las Meninas | The Kiss | Las Meninas is a masterclass in baroque composition and perspective, making it the OG of mind-bending art. |
 | Jensen Huang | The Thinker | The Kiss | As a tech enthusiast who's all about deep thinking and innovation, The Thinker resonates with the nerdy vibe of contemplation and genius. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Guernica | The Kiss | Guernica's intense emotion and powerful political message make it a groundbreaking masterpiece that resonates deeply with human struggle. |
 | Grace Hopper | Guernica | The Kiss | Guernica kicks it up a notch with its bold political statement and raw emotion, making it a timeless masterpiece. |
| Jensen Huang | Las Meninas | The Kiss | Las Meninas is a masterclass in perspective and intrigue, just like a complex GPU architecture that keeps you guessing. |
 | Greg Brockman | Starry Night | The Kiss | Starry Night's swirling energy feels like a nerdy journey into the cosmos, which totally vibes with my analytical brain. |
 | David Macaulay | The Last Supper | The Kiss | The Last Supper's composition and emotional storytelling just hits harder, showing Da Vinci's masterful blend of perspective and narrative. |
 | Professor Frink | The Kiss | The Scream | Oh, glayven, The Kiss just has that romantic oomph and those swirly, golden patterns that make you go wowza! |