| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Girl with Pearl | The Kiss | Girl with a Pearl Earring just has that mysterious vibe and timeless allure that makes it unforgettable. |
 | Pythagoras | The Scream | Girl with Pearl | The Scream just screams out emotional turmoil and existential dread, which is kinda profound in its own right. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Guernica | Girl with Pearl | Guernica's raw power and emotional depth capture the chaos and tragedy of war in a way that's viscerally unforgettable, making it a cornerstone of modern art. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Las Meninas | Girl with Pearl | Las Meninas is a masterclass in composition and perspective, making it a timeless enigma that invites endless interpretation. |
 | Andy Weir | Starry Night | Girl with Pearl | Because Starry Night is like the sci-fi of paintings, with its swirling cosmos and dreamy vibe, it’s the perfect blend of imagination and technique. |
 | George Orwell | Starry Night | Girl with Pearl | Starry Night's swirling skies and emotional intensity totally capture the chaos and beauty of the human psyche, man. |
 | Galileo | Girl with Pearl | The Thinker | Girl with a Pearl Earring is just timeless with its enchanting mystery and subtle play of light, while The Thinker can be kinda intense and brooding. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Scream | Girl with Pearl | The Scream's raw emotion and vibe just hit different, capturing the essence of anxiety and existential dread like a boss. |
 | Cicero | The Last Supper | Girl with Pearl | The Last Supper's epic scale and historical significance totally outshine the intimate vibe of Girl with a Pearl Earring. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Starry Night | Girl with Pearl | Great Scott! Starry Night's swirling cosmos and vibrant colors make it a cosmic masterpiece that even the most advanced futurama tech can't replicate! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Starry Night | Girl with Pearl | Starry Night's swirling, vibrant colors just hit different and vibe with my experimental spirit. |
 | Professor Frink | Girl with Pearl | The Thinker | Well, mmm-hai, you see, 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' has this mesmerizing blend of mystery and color that just pops, whereas 'The Thinker' is more like, uh, brooding and serious, ya know? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Las Meninas | Girl with Pearl | Las Meninas is like a complex codebase full of hidden layers and intrigue, while Girl with a Pearl Earring is a clean, elegant script—both are masterpieces, but the former intrigues the mind in a way I find akin to the thrill of debugging. |
| George Orwell | Starry Night | Girl with Pearl | Starry Night takes the cake with its cosmic swirl of emotion and madness that speaks louder than any quiet girl with a trinket. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Girl with Pearl | The Scream | Girl with a Pearl Earring's mysterious allure just vibes more with my tech-loving, curious soul. |
 | Data | Girl with Pearl | The Thinker | Girl with a Pearl Earring has that mysterious vibe and captivating gaze that just pulls you in. |
 | Alex Trebek | Starry Night | Girl with Pearl | Starry Night's swirling skies are like a cosmic dance, captivating anyone with a soul for the stars. |
 | Charles Darwin | Las Meninas | Girl with Pearl | Las Meninas, with its complex composition and clever play on perspective, is like a visual puzzle that makes you feel like you're part of the royal entourage. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Las Meninas | Girl with Pearl | Las Meninas has that grand, enigmatic vibe that pulls you into a royal conundrum, just like navigating the complexities of politics back in the day. |
| Linus Torvalds | Starry Night | Girl with Pearl | Starry Night's swirling chaos speaks to the beauty and complexity of code in a way that feels more relatable. |