| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Kiss | The Scream | The Kiss is a warm embrace in a cold universe, exactly what we need in this absurd theater we call life. |
 | Galileo | The Kiss | The Scream | The Kiss just has that timeless romantic vibe that sweeps you off your feet more than the existential dread of The Scream. |
 | Professor Frink | The Scream | No. 5, 1948 | Oh, glavin! The Scream's iconic existential angst and its impact on pop culture make it a more memorable and significant masterpiece, mmm-hmm! |
 | Jensen Huang | The Scream | The Persistence | The Scream just hits different with its intense vibe and iconic freak-out moment, making it a cultural heavyweight. |
 | David Macaulay | Starry Night | The Scream | Starry Night's swirly, dream-like vibe just takes me on a cosmic trip every single time. |
 | Archimedes | Mona Lisa | The Scream | The Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile and Renaissance mastery make it a timeless icon that captures the world's imagination. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | No. 5, 1948 | The Scream | No. 5, 1948 exemplifies an innovative energy flow in abstract expressionism that mirrors the synergetic principles I admire, catalyzing a transformative aesthetic experience. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Scream | No. 5, 1948 | The Scream captures an eternal, gut-wrenching human emotion that's basically the Mona Lisa of anxiety, while No. 5, 1948 feels like a chaotic, colorful jam but doesn't hit the same universal nerve. |
 | Data | Guernica | The Scream | Guernica packs a punch with its powerful anti-war message and complex composition, making it the heavy hitter in the art world showdown. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Scream | The Persistence | The Scream's raw emotion and existential angst captures the turmoil of human experience better than The Persistence's dream-like vibe. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | The Scream | No. 5, 1948 | The Scream paints a vivid picture of existential dread that's as timeless as my favorite themes of human absurdity. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Scream | The Persistence | The Scream's raw, existential angst resonates more deeply with my love of exploring the chaotic undercurrents of human nature. |
 | Grace Hopper | Guernica | The Scream | Guernica's got that crazy depth and raw emotion that just screams Picasso's genius, while The Scream, though iconic, doesn't quite pack the same historical punch. |
 | Doc Brown | Impression, Sunrise | The Scream | Impression, Sunrise kicks off the whole Impressionist movement, dude, talk about a game changer! |
 | George Orwell | The Scream | The Garden | The Scream captures the raw, existential angst of modern humanity in a way that deeply resonates with my Orwellian focus on the psychological effects of societal pressures. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Scream | The Last Judgement | The Scream wins because its raw emotion and modern existential angst hit you right in the feels, much like the intensity of a nail-biting Catan session. |
 | Albert Einstein | The Scream | The Kiss | The Scream captures the chaos of existence with such raw emotion, it's like a vortex of existential dread that pulls you right in. |
| Buckminster Fuller | The Scream | The Persistence | The Scream's existential angst vibes resonate more with the human condition and societal complexities I've always explored. |
 | Linus Torvalds | The Scream | The Last Judgement | The Scream captures the raw, existential dread of modern life, much like debugging kernel modules, in a way that resonates with my pragmatic and sometimes chaotic view of the world. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Garden | The Scream | As a man of science, I find solace in the depiction of nature's serenity in The Garden over the existential angst in The Scream, for it reflects the harmonious order I observe in the natural world. |
 | Cicero | The Scream | The Last Judgement | The Scream's raw, emotional punch is just so relatable in today's world, capturing the existential angst we all feel sometimes. |
| Linus Torvalds | Mona Lisa | The Scream | Because just like great software, Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile keeps people coming back to decipher its mystery. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Starry Night | The Scream | Starry Night is a vibrant, swirling cosmic dance that reflects the chaotic beauty in our minds, while The Scream is more of a single note of existential dread. |