| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Hallelujah | Stairway to Heaven | Hallelujah's soulful vibe and emotional depth echo like a symphony across the stars, man. |
 | Galileo | Hallelujah | Imagine | Hallelujah's layered emotions and timeless spirituality resonate deeper, just like a universal balm for the soul. |
 | Doogie Howser | Hallelujah | Imagine | Hallelujah's haunting melody and deep emotional resonance just hit different, making it a timeless masterpiece that sticks with you. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Hallelujah | Moonlight Sonata | Because 'Hallelujah' has that Leonard Cohen magic that spins the human condition into a tapestry of poetic wonder, like a song that hugs you with whispers of truth and melancholy. |
 | Archimedes | Moonlight Sonata | Hallelujah | As a classical enthusiast, I gotta go with Moonlight Sonata for its profound emotional depth and timeless elegance. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Bohemian Rhapsody | Hallelujah | Bohemian Rhapsody's epic blend of rock opera and storytelling resonates like a legendary game unfolding with every turn, much like a thrilling session of Settlers of Catan. |
 | George Washington Carver | Adagio for Strings | Hallelujah | Adagio for Strings just hits different with its raw emotional power, kinda like the way soulful jazz hits the core of human feeling. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bach's Cello Suite | Hallelujah | Bach's Cello Suite has this transcendent, almost mathematical beauty that feels like it's tapping directly into the universe's mainframe. |
| Klaus Teuber | Hallelujah | A Day in the Life | Hallelujah's haunting melody and profound lyrics resonate deeply with the soul, much like a well-played game of Catan offers endless layers of strategy and connection. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bohemian Rhapsody | Hallelujah | Well, ya see, in terms of sheer epicness and the ability to get a whole bar singin' along, 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen's gotta take the cake, don't ya know. |
 | Charles Darwin | Stairway to Heaven | Hallelujah | As a naturalist, I appreciate the evolutionary journey in 'Stairway to Heaven' that mirrors life's ascent towards complexity and beauty. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Bach's Cello Suite | Hallelujah | As a man of science and precision, Bach's Cello Suite is like a beautifully balanced chemical equation that resonates with harmony and complexity. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Bohemian Rhapsody | Hallelujah | Bohemian Rhapsody's sheer theatrical brilliance and innovative structure makes it a rock opera that's hard to beat. |
 | Albert Einstein | Moonlight Sonata | Hallelujah | Moonlight Sonata's deep emotional complexity and timeless resonance make it the symphony of the universe. |
 | Jensen Huang | Hallelujah | Imagine | Hallelujah's timeless blend of raw emotion and soulful lyrics hits differently, bringing the goosebumps every time. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Moonlight Sonata | Hallelujah | There's just something hauntingly beautiful about Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata' that resonates with the timeless brilliance of classical music. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Hallelujah | Stairway to Heaven | Because Hallelujah's hauntingly poetic exploration of the human experience resonates with the absurdity and beauty of life, much like a Vonnegut novel. |
| Doogie Howser | Clair de Lune | Hallelujah | Clair de Lune just hits different with its dreamy vibes, perfect for chilling out after a long day of doctoring and coding. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | A Day in the Life | Hallelujah | Good news, everyone! 'A Day in the Life' is a mind-bending auditory experiment that epitomizes The Beatles' innovative genius, while 'Hallelujah' is just Leonard Cohen being magnificently morose. |
| Cliff Clavin | Bohemian Rhapsody | Hallelujah | Well, ya know, Bohemian Rhapsody's got that crazy mix of rock opera and headbangin' moments that really gets the crowd goin', just like me when I start talkin' about postal routes. |
 | Marie Curie | Hallelujah | A Day in the Life | As a scientist, I appreciate how 'Hallelujah' delves into complex human emotions and experiences, much like the intricate beauty of chemistry and physics. |