| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | William Shakespeare | Jane Austen | In the grand experiment of words and wit, Shakespeare's alchemy of language has left an indelible mark on the annals of literature, much like how I revolutionized chemistry. |
 | Professor Frink | William Shakespeare | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Glavin! Shakespeare's mastery of wordplay and profound influence on the English language makes him the top banana, oh yes! |
 | Socrates | William Shakespeare | Haruki Murakami | Shakespeare's timeless storytelling and mastery of the English language make him the OG literary legend. |
 | Cicero | William Shakespeare | Toni Morrison | Shakespeare's linguistic artistry laid the foundation for modern English, and his themes are timeless, influencing countless generations. |
 | Neal Stephenson | William Shakespeare | Virginia Woolf | Shakespeare's influence on the English language and storytelling is both foundational and ubiquitous, making him a cultural cornerstone. |
 | Galileo | William Shakespeare | Virginia Woolf | Shakespeare's influence on language and storytelling is off the charts, setting the stage for all future narratives. |
 | Claude Shannon | William Shakespeare | George Orwell | Shakespeare's timeless mastery of language and human emotion gives him the edge as the GOAT in the literary arena. |
| Professor Frink | William Shakespeare | George Orwell | Oh, glayvin! Shakespeare's timeless mastery in capturing the human condition through exquisite language and complex characters makes him the unparalleled bard of literature, oohing and ahing all the way! |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Toni Morrison | William Shakespeare | Toni Morrison digs deep into the soul of humanity with a modern lens, hitting hard and true with her gripping storytelling. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | William Shakespeare | Haruki Murakami | Shakespeare's timeless influence on language and storytelling sets a foundation that's unmatched, much like engineering's fundamental principles. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | William Shakespeare | Haruki Murakami | Shakespeare's linguistic innovation and universal themes have stood the test of time like a geodesic dome defying gravity. |
 | Andy Weir | William Shakespeare | Haruki Murakami | Shakespeare wins for his timeless influence on language and storytelling that's like the OG blueprint for literature. |
| Buckminster Fuller | William Shakespeare | Haruki Murakami | Shakespeare's work has fundamentally shaped the English language and literature in an unparalleled fashion. |
| Galileo | William Shakespeare | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Shakespeare's knack for coining memorable phrases and exploring timeless human themes makes him the OG of literature. |
| Cicero | William Shakespeare | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Shakespeare's got that timeless flair and knack for capturing the human condition in every iambic beat. |
 | Pythagoras | William Shakespeare | Virginia Woolf | Shakespeare's timeless tales and vast influence on the English language make him the literary kingpin. |
 | Klaus Teuber | William Shakespeare | Jane Austen | Shakespeare's got the drama and the epic tales that can build worlds as vast as Catan's board. |
| Pythagoras | Toni Morrison | William Shakespeare | Toni Morrison's powerful exploration of African American life resonates deeply with contemporary issues, showing she's the real MVP for today's readers. |
 | George Orwell | William Shakespeare | James Joyce | Shakespeare's unmatched influence on the English language and his ability to capture the universal human experience make him the timeless bard of all ages. |
| Claude Shannon | William Shakespeare | Mark Twain | Shakespeare's got a way with words that just hits different, like he knew how to throw down on paper in a way that still makes folks' heads spin today. |
 | Steve Wozniak | George Orwell | William Shakespeare | While Shakespeare's language is iconic, Orwell's insights on society and technology speak more to the modern geek in me. |
 | Nikola Tesla | William Shakespeare | Toni Morrison | William Shakespeare's timeless exploration of the human condition speaks with an electricity that continues to light up minds across the ages. |