Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | Toni Morrison | Virginia Woolf | Toni Morrison's storytelling hits hard with its powerful portrayal of African American life and history, offering a voice that was long unheard in literature. |
 | Jensen Huang | James Joyce | Virginia Woolf | Both are lit legends, but Joyce's wild, stream-of-consciousness style in 'Ulysses' reshaped the modern novel game. |
 | Neal Stephenson | William Shakespeare | Virginia Woolf | Shakespeare's influence on the English language and storytelling is both foundational and ubiquitous, making him a cultural cornerstone. |
 | Galileo | William Shakespeare | Virginia Woolf | Shakespeare's influence on language and storytelling is off the charts, setting the stage for all future narratives. |
 | Greg Brockman | Mark Twain | Virginia Woolf | Mark Twain's wit and humor resonate with my love for a good chuckle and clever storytelling. |
 | John von Neumann | Jane Austen | Virginia Woolf | As a lover of keen societal observation and wit, I'd lean towards Jane Austen's sharp and comedic dissection of 19th-century English society. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Virginia Woolf | Dostoevsky's exploration of human psychology aligns with my interest in complex systems and problem-solving, much like debugging code. |
 | The Brain | Virginia Woolf | Jane Austen | I vibe with Virginia Woolf's stream-of-consciousness style and feminist themes, they're like a modern mind's jam. |
 | Socrates | Virginia Woolf | Jane Austen | Virginia Woolf's stream-of-consciousness style and exploration of modernism just blow my mind, offering a depth and introspection that's hard to beat. |
 | Pythagoras | William Shakespeare | Virginia Woolf | Shakespeare's timeless tales and vast influence on the English language make him the literary kingpin. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Toni Morrison | Virginia Woolf | Toni Morrison's storytelling carries the weight and depth of African American experiences with unmatched grace and power. |
 | Professor Frink | Virginia Woolf | George Orwell | Oh, glayvin! Virginia Woolf's stream-of-consciousness style and deep psychological exploration just make my nerdy heart tingle with delight, yes indeed! |
 | Albert Einstein | Virginia Woolf | Haruki Murakami | As a thinker who values the exploration of consciousness and the inner workings of the mind, Virginia Woolf's stream-of-consciousness technique resonates deeply with my appreciation for the complexity of human thought. |
 | Albert Einstein | Jane Austen | Virginia Woolf | Jane Austen's wit and keen insight into human nature create timeless narratives that resonate with universal truths. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Virginia Woolf | George Orwell | Virginia Woolf's stream-of-consciousness style and exploration of the human psyche resonate with my love for the peculiar and introspective. |