| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Mark Twain | Jane Austen | Mark Twain's wit and humor resonate more with my nerdy love for clever storytelling and social commentary. |
 | Galileo | Mark Twain | Haruki Murakami | Mark Twain's wit and timeless social critiques make him a classic staple in any nerd's library. |
 | Charles Darwin | Toni Morrison | Mark Twain | Toni Morrison spins words into profound reflections on identity and history with a depth that resonates deeply with the struggles of humanity's evolution. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Mark Twain | Dostoevsky dives into the depths of human psychology that just tickles my intellectual curiosity in a way Twain's humor, while delightful, simply can't match. |
 | Greg Brockman | Mark Twain | Virginia Woolf | Mark Twain's wit and humor resonate with my love for a good chuckle and clever storytelling. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mark Twain | Jane Austen | Mark Twain's wit and ability to critique society with humor aligns perfectly with my love for playful yet insightful exploration of human nature. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Mark Twain | I reckon Dostoevsky's deep dive into the human psyche is like solving a complex algorithm, tickling my analytical fancy more than Twain's humor, though both are mighty fine in their own right. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Toni Morrison | Mark Twain | Toni Morrison's profound exploration of African American culture and identity feels like a deeper dive into humanity. |
| Steve Wozniak | Mark Twain | James Joyce | Mark Twain's wit and storytelling capture the spirit of American culture in a way that resonates with my love for innovation and human-centric design. |
 | Jensen Huang | Mark Twain | Jane Austen | Mark Twain's wit and humor resonate with the rebellious spirit of innovation in tech, much like how we push boundaries at NVIDIA. |
 | Carl Sagan | Mark Twain | George Orwell | Mark Twain's wit and humor provide a timeless reflection on human nature, making him an unparalleled literary icon. |
 | Archimedes | Toni Morrison | Mark Twain | Toni Morrison's storytelling dives deep into the complexities of African American experiences with a lyrical grace that hits the soul. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mark Twain | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Mark Twain brought the American vernacular to life with wit and satire, creating a foundation for modern storytelling that's hard to beat. |
 | Claude Shannon | William Shakespeare | Mark Twain | Shakespeare's got a way with words that just hits different, like he knew how to throw down on paper in a way that still makes folks' heads spin today. |