Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | George Orwell | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism electrifies the imagination like a high-voltage coil dance, sparking the human spirit in ways that resonate with my love for inventive wonder. |
 | George Washington Carver | Fyodor Dostoevsky | George Orwell | Dostoevsky dives deep into the human soul like a scientist explores nature, unearthing the complexities of the human condition with profound psychological insight. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | George Orwell | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism is like a lightning bolt to the soul, weaving the absurd and the profound in a way that feels like alchemy. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Fyodor Dostoevsky | George Orwell | Dostoevsky delves deep into the human psyche with a complexity that's unmatched, much like piecing together a mad scientist's experiment. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Toni Morrison | George Orwell | Toni Morrison's storytelling is like a masterclass in human emotions and cultural depth, a bit like how a well-crafted circuit just clicks together perfectly. |
 | Charles Darwin | Toni Morrison | George Orwell | Toni Morrison's lyrical prose and exploration of African American identity offer a profound and transformative literary experience. |
 | Pythagoras | Haruki Murakami | George Orwell | I dig the surreal vibes and deep dives into the human psyche that Haruki Murakami brings to the table. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | George Orwell | Haruki Murakami | Orwell's knack for dystopian foresight hits like a shot of bourbon in a world gone mad. |
 | Cicero | Fyodor Dostoevsky | George Orwell | Dostoevsky's deep dives into the human psyche through complex characters and moral dilemmas make him a literary powerhouse that's hard to beat. |
 | Claude Shannon | William Shakespeare | George Orwell | Shakespeare's timeless mastery of language and human emotion gives him the edge as the GOAT in the literary arena. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | George Orwell | As a maestro of rich, vivid storytelling, Gabriel Garcia Marquez paints worlds of magical realism that echo the grand tapestries of life, much like the intricate details of a masterful painting. |
 | Professor Frink | William Shakespeare | George Orwell | Oh, glayvin! Shakespeare's timeless mastery in capturing the human condition through exquisite language and complex characters makes him the unparalleled bard of literature, oohing and ahing all the way! |
 | Socrates | Toni Morrison | George Orwell | Toni Morrison's lyrical prose and deep exploration of African-American experience make her works profoundly resonant and transformative. |
 | John von Neumann | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | George Orwell | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism elegantly intertwines the extraordinary with the mundane, crafting a rich tapestry of human experience that resonates deeply, like a symphony of emotions. |
 | Professor Frink | Virginia Woolf | George Orwell | Oh, glayvin! Virginia Woolf's stream-of-consciousness style and deep psychological exploration just make my nerdy heart tingle with delight, yes indeed! |
 | Carl Sagan | Mark Twain | George Orwell | Mark Twain's wit and humor provide a timeless reflection on human nature, making him an unparalleled literary icon. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Virginia Woolf | George Orwell | Virginia Woolf's stream-of-consciousness style and exploration of the human psyche resonate with my love for the peculiar and introspective. |
 | Steve Wozniak | George Orwell | William Shakespeare | While Shakespeare's language is iconic, Orwell's insights on society and technology speak more to the modern geek in me. |