| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | George Orwell | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism electrifies the imagination like a high-voltage coil dance, sparking the human spirit in ways that resonate with my love for inventive wonder. |
| Nikola Tesla | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Jane Austen | As someone who revels in the marvels of electricity and the mysteries of time, Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism resonates with my love for bending the fabric of reality itself. |
 | Charles Babbage | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Dostoevsky's exploration of the human psyche is like a deep dive into the complexities of the soul, unmatched in its intensity and insight. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | George Orwell | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism is like a lightning bolt to the soul, weaving the absurd and the profound in a way that feels like alchemy. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | James Joyce | Both are giants, but Marquez’s magical realism is like a warm hug, making you feel right at home in a fantastical world. |
 | Jensen Huang | Toni Morrison | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Toni Morrison's intricate exploration of African American identity and her powerful, poetic prose resonate deeply with the soul, like a finely-tuned GPU rendering complex emotions with masterful precision. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | George Orwell | As a maestro of rich, vivid storytelling, Gabriel Garcia Marquez paints worlds of magical realism that echo the grand tapestries of life, much like the intricate details of a masterful painting. |
 | John von Neumann | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | George Orwell | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism elegantly intertwines the extraordinary with the mundane, crafting a rich tapestry of human experience that resonates deeply, like a symphony of emotions. |
 | Larry Page | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | James Joyce | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism and vibrant storytelling resonate more with my love for innovative and groundbreaking ideas. |
 | Professor Frink | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Oh, glayvin, Dostoevsky's deep psychological insights and existential musings just make me nerd out more than Marquez's magical realism, which is still pretty cromulent, though! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Dostoevsky just digs deep into the human psyche with a raw intensity that can't be matched. |
 | Nerds | Toni Morrison | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Toni Morrison's prose is like a symphony of deep feels and truth, resonating with the soul on every page. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mark Twain | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Mark Twain brought the American vernacular to life with wit and satire, creating a foundation for modern storytelling that's hard to beat. |
| Larry Page | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism weaves a colorful and captivating narrative that's like an algorithm for the imagination. |