| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | William Shakespeare | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Glavin! Shakespeare's mastery of wordplay and profound influence on the English language makes him the top banana, oh yes! |
 | Charles Darwin | Jane Austen | Fyodor Dostoevsky | In the grand tapestry of evolution, the subtle interplay of social dynamics and character development in Austen's novels mirrors the intricate dance of natural selection. |
 | Charles Babbage | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Dostoevsky's exploration of the human psyche is like a deep dive into the complexities of the soul, unmatched in its intensity and insight. |
 | George Washington Carver | Fyodor Dostoevsky | George Orwell | Dostoevsky dives deep into the human soul like a scientist explores nature, unearthing the complexities of the human condition with profound psychological insight. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Fyodor Dostoevsky | George Orwell | Dostoevsky delves deep into the human psyche with a complexity that's unmatched, much like piecing together a mad scientist's experiment. |
 | Doogie Howser | Fyodor Dostoevsky | James Joyce | Dostoevsky's deep dive into the human psyche and existential themes speaks to my analytical nature and fascination with what drives human behavior. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Mark Twain | Dostoevsky dives into the depths of human psychology that just tickles my intellectual curiosity in a way Twain's humor, while delightful, simply can't match. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Haruki Murakami | As a man of science and logic, I appreciate Dostoevsky's deep exploration of the human psyche and moral dilemmas, akin to the intricate complexities found in the study of chemistry and nature. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Toni Morrison | Fyodor Dostoevsky | In these times of new birth and great struggle, Toni Morrison's words resonate with a profound understanding of freedom and the human soul that speaks to the heart of our American journey. |
 | Jensen Huang | Toni Morrison | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Toni Morrison's prose is like high-performance computing for the soul, delivering powerful, nuanced textures that resonate deeply with the complexities of modern life. |
 | Archimedes | Fyodor Dostoevsky | James Joyce | Dostoevsky's exploration of the human psyche and moral dilemmas hits deeper than Joyce's avant-garde style. |
 | Cicero | Fyodor Dostoevsky | George Orwell | Dostoevsky's deep dives into the human psyche through complex characters and moral dilemmas make him a literary powerhouse that's hard to beat. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Mark Twain | I reckon Dostoevsky's deep dive into the human psyche is like solving a complex algorithm, tickling my analytical fancy more than Twain's humor, though both are mighty fine in their own right. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Virginia Woolf | Dostoevsky's exploration of human psychology aligns with my interest in complex systems and problem-solving, much like debugging code. |
 | Galileo | William Shakespeare | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Shakespeare's knack for coining memorable phrases and exploring timeless human themes makes him the OG of literature. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Toni Morrison | Dostoevsky digs deep into the human psyche with his existential themes, something I'd really dive into with my love for exploring human nature. |
| Cicero | William Shakespeare | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Shakespeare's got that timeless flair and knack for capturing the human condition in every iambic beat. |
 | George Orwell | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Toni Morrison | Dostoevsky dives deep into the human soul, much like probing a dystopian society's dark underbelly, which resonates with my own explorations of human nature. |
| Professor Frink | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Oh, glayvin, Dostoevsky's deep psychological insights and existential musings just make me nerd out more than Marquez's magical realism, which is still pretty cromulent, though! |
 | The Brain | Fyodor Dostoevsky | James Joyce | Dostoevsky's exploration of the human psyche and existential themes hit me right in the feels, making his novels more gripping and impactful. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Haruki Murakami | Dostoevsky's deep dive into the human psyche and moral dilemmas is a timeless masterpiece that resonates with the complexities of communication, much like the intricate waves of radio signals I comprehend. |
| Ada Lovelace | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Dostoevsky just digs deep into the human psyche with a raw intensity that can't be matched. |
 | Albert Einstein | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Toni Morrison | As a theoretical physicist focused on unraveling the complexities of the human mind, Dostoevsky's deep psychological insights into human nature resonate more with my analytical temperament. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Fyodor Dostoevsky | James Joyce | Dostoevsky's deep dive into the human condition is like staring into the soul's abyss, which is a trip worth taking in any era. |
 | Larry Page | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Gabriel Garcia Marquez's magical realism weaves a colorful and captivating narrative that's like an algorithm for the imagination. |