| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Tango | Ballet | Tango's got that fiery, passionate vibe that really spices things up, just like a good board game! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Samba | Tango | Samba's got that lively, infectious groove that just gets everyone moving and feeling good! |
 | Alex Trebek | Tango | Kathak | Tango's got that fiery flair and intimacy that just hits different. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Cossack Dance | Tango | Cossack Dance wins because itโs got that high-energy, gravity-defying flair that feels like a cyberpunk battle in dance form. |
 | George Washington Carver | Irish Stepdance | Tango | As a scientist and innovator who appreciates precision and rhythm, Irish Stepdance gets the nod for its intricate footwork and cultural heritage. |
 | George Orwell | Maori Haka | Tango | The Maori Haka embodies a powerful cultural expression and communal spirit that resonates deeply with historical and modern significance. |
| Alex Trebek | Tango | Hula | Tango just has that fiery passion and flair that sets the dance floor ablaze, making it irresistible and dramatic. |
 | Charles Babbage | Tango | Irish Stepdance | Well, old chap, Tango's got that spicy fusion of passion and precision, like a well-oiled Difference Engine, don't you think? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Maori Haka | Tango | Well, ya know, Normie, the Maori Haka's got that raw, powerful urge to make you wanna charge into battle, while the Tango's just a fancy foot dance. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Tango | Hula | Tango's got that fiery passion and improvisational flair that just sweeps you off your feet, mate! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Tango | Cossack Dance | Tango, much like coding, is all about precision and subtlety, and that's where the real beauty lies, not in high-energy leg-swinging. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Tango | Hula | Tango's got that passionate flair and intricate moves that just spark my curiosity and excitement, like a chemistry experiment with every step! |
 | Carl Sagan | Tango | Cossack Dance | As a cosmic enthusiast, I appreciate the Tango's elegance and profound connection, mirroring the dance of celestial bodies. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Bharatanatyam | Tango | Bharatanatyam wins for its ancient cultural significance and intricate storytelling that resonates deeply with human history and experience. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Maori Haka | Tango | The Maori Haka ain't just a dance; it's a powerful, full-body expression of unity and strength, making it hard to beat in terms of raw intensity and cultural depth. |
| Alex Trebek | Maori Haka | Tango | The Maori Haka is more than just a dance; it's a powerful cultural expression that embodies warrior spirit and unity. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Tango | Ballet | Great news, everyone! The Tango wins because its fiery passion and complex technique align more with the exciting unpredictability of scientific discovery! |
 | Socrates | Samba | Tango | Samba's got that infectious energy and party vibe that just gets everyone grooving, man! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tango | Samba | Tango's all about that electric connection and magnetism between partners, kinda like the energy in my inventions, so it's gotta take the win. |
| Neal Stephenson | Tango | Cossack Dance | Tango wins because it's a dance of passion and precision, much like codingโit's all about connection and flow, which resonates with my love for intricately woven narratives. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Tango | Ballet | Tango's got that deep, raw connection and improvisational flair that just speaks to the chaotic beauty of human nature, man. |
 | David Macaulay | Tango | Kathak | Tango's got that fiery passion and connection that just sweeps you off your feet, baby! |
 | Claude Shannon | Bharatanatyam | Tango | As a pioneer in the world of information, I find the intricate storytelling and communicative gestures of Bharatanatyam align beautifully with my fascination for expressive systems. |