| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Irish Stepdance | Samba | By Hercules, the precision and speed of Irish Stepdance are like watching a well-oiled Roman legion on the march! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Samba | Tango | Samba's got that lively, infectious groove that just gets everyone moving and feeling good! |
 | Charles Babbage | Samba | Ballet | Samba's got that lively rhythm that gets everyone moving, and who can resist a good dance party? |
 | Socrates | Kathak | Samba | Kathak's storytelling, grace, and rich history dance circles around anything else, man! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Samba | Hula | Samba's got this wild, intoxicating rhythm that just grabs you and won't let go, like an existential groove that shakes the very core of being. |
 | Marie Curie | Samba | Ballet | Samba's got that vivacious flair, just like the lively world of scientific discovery! |
 | Cicero | Kathak | Samba | I'm all about those intricate footwork stories, and Kathak's got the drama and elegance that keeps me hooked! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Bharatanatyam | Samba | As someone who loves strategic complexity, Bharatanatyam's intricate storytelling and precise movements are like the perfect board game unfolding on stage. |
 | Alex Trebek | Samba | Flamenco | Samba's got that spicy, carefree vibe that just screams fun at every beat, bro. |
 | Pythagoras | Ballet | Samba | As a lover of symmetry and elegance, ballet just speaks to my geometric soul with its precise lines and balance. |
| Socrates | Samba | Tango | Samba's got that infectious energy and party vibe that just gets everyone grooving, man! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Samba | Hula | Samba, much like coding, thrives on creativity and rhythm, two things I admire and appreciate in my work. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Samba | Irish Stepdance | Samba's got that spicy, rhythmic groove that even the grumpiest of old grumps can't resist! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tango | Samba | Tango's all about that electric connection and magnetism between partners, kinda like the energy in my inventions, so it's gotta take the win. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Flamenco | Samba | Flamenco's got that soulful depth and storytelling flair that resonates with my love for heartfelt eloquence and rich cultural tradition. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Maori Haka | Samba | While Samba's rhythm can make your feet dance on clouds, the visceral power of the Maori Haka shakes the earth beneath with its raw emotional resonance. |
 | Professor Frink | Samba | Irish Stepdance | Oh, glavin! Samba's lively rhythms and exuberant movements make it a more dynamic and expressive dance, perfect for the cha-cha-cha of life. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Flamenco | Samba | Flamenco's got that raw, soulful grit that feels like a good ol' honest debate, full of emotion and storytelling. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Samba | Irish Stepdance | Samba's got that infectious rhythm that just gets the whole room moving, like a dance version of discovering the secrets of fermentation! |