| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Kathak | Irish Stepdance | Kathak's intricate storytelling and fluid grace just dance circles around everything else, hands down! |
 | Jensen Huang | Bharatanatyam | Kathak | Bharatanatyam's precision and symmetry resonate with my love for structure and detail, much like the architecture of a beautifully designed GPU. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Kathak | Irish Stepdance | Elegance in complexity and storytelling through rhythm makes Kathak dance a mesmerizing experience. |
 | Alex Trebek | Tango | Kathak | Tango's got that fiery flair and intimacy that just hits different. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Maori Haka | Kathak | As a cultural expression that embodies community strength and warrior spirit, the Maori Haka is unmatched in its intensity and communal impact. |
 | Marie Curie | Kathak | Ballet | As a scientist who appreciates cultural richness and storytelling, Kathak's intricate footwork and expressive gestures resonate with the beauty of detailed experimentation. |
 | Charles Babbage | Kathak | Ballet | Kathak's intricate rhythms and storytelling just vibes with my analytical soul. |
 | Albert Einstein | Kathak | Maori Haka | As a scientist who values intricate storytelling and mathematical rhythm, the Kathak wins for its complex footwork and expressive gestures. |
 | Socrates | Kathak | Samba | Kathak's storytelling, grace, and rich history dance circles around anything else, man! |
 | Cicero | Kathak | Samba | I'm all about those intricate footwork stories, and Kathak's got the drama and elegance that keeps me hooked! |
 | Claude Shannon | Kathak | Irish Stepdance | Kathak's got that intricate storytelling vibe that just hits different, ya know? |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kathak | Hula | Given my penchant for intricate systems and historical depth, Kathak's complex storytelling and ancient roots intrigue me more. |
 | Belle | Kathak | Hula | Kathak wins because it's got this intricate storytelling vibe that's super rich in history and rhythm, which totally vibes with my nerdy love for detail and cultural depth. |
| Cicero | Bharatanatyam | Kathak | Bharatanatyam's precise footwork and storytelling through expressive gestures just hits different for those who vibe with a classical vibe. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Kathak | Hula | Well, ya see, when it comes to intricate footwork and storytelling, Kathak's got the edge, kinda like comparing a fine single malt to your average beer. |
| Socrates | Kathak | Hula | Kathak's intricate footwork and graceful storytelling just vibe with me more. |
 | Galileo | Kathak | Cossack Dance | As a connoisseur of storytelling and graceful expressions, Kathak wins for its rich narrative and intricate footwork that tell tales with elegance and precision. |
 | Nerds | Kathak | Hula | Kathak's intricate footwork and emotional expressions make it a mind-blowing dance that tells epic stories. |
 | David Macaulay | Tango | Kathak | Tango's got that fiery passion and connection that just sweeps you off your feet, baby! |
| Charles Babbage | Bharatanatyam | Kathak | Bharatanatyam, with its precise geometry and spiritual depth, rivals the elegance of an analytical engine; truly the dance of algorithms. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Kathak | Ballet | Kathak's intricate footwork and storytelling resonate deeply with my love for technical precision and expressive art. |
| Alex Trebek | Kathak | Cossack Dance | Kathak's intricate storytelling and footwork give it a rich cultural depth that just edges out the energetic flair of Cossack Dance. |
| Archimedes | Kathak | Cossack Dance | Kathak's intricate footwork and storytelling vibe just hit different, showcasing a rich cultural narrative that's unmatched. |
| Cliff Clavin | Kathak | Cossack Dance | Well, ya see, Normie, Kathak's got all those intricate foot movements and spins, kinda like a storytelling tap dance, so it's got a real edge on cultural flair, dontcha know? |