| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Kathak | Irish Stepdance | Kathak's intricate storytelling and fluid grace just dance circles around everything else, hands down! |
| Archimedes | Ballet | Irish Stepdance | Ballet's got that classic elegance and discipline that's just timeless, making it stand out in the dance world. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Irish Stepdance | Hula | Well ya know, in my humble opinion, Irish Stepdance has got that rapid-footwork excitement and traditional charm that just knocks your socks off! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Kathak | Irish Stepdance | Elegance in complexity and storytelling through rhythm makes Kathak dance a mesmerizing experience. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Irish Stepdance | Samba | By Hercules, the precision and speed of Irish Stepdance are like watching a well-oiled Roman legion on the march! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Maori Haka | Irish Stepdance | The Maori Haka embodies a synergy of cultural expression and community power, resonating with the comprehensive design principles I cherish. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Maori Haka | Irish Stepdance | The Maori Haka's got that badass warrior spirit and raw energy that's hard to beat. |
 | Marie Curie | Flamenco | Irish Stepdance | As a scientist who appreciates precision and passion, Flamenco's intensity and emotional depth resonate with my quest for discovery and expression. |
 | George Washington Carver | Irish Stepdance | Tango | As a scientist and innovator who appreciates precision and rhythm, Irish Stepdance gets the nod for its intricate footwork and cultural heritage. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Irish Stepdance | Hula | As a game designer who appreciates structured creativity, Irish Stepdance's intricate footwork and precision resonate more with my love for strategy and detail. |
 | Charles Babbage | Tango | Irish Stepdance | Well, old chap, Tango's got that spicy fusion of passion and precision, like a well-oiled Difference Engine, don't you think? |
 | Charles Darwin | Cossack Dance | Irish Stepdance | Cossack Dance wins for its dynamic energy and athletic prowess that would make even evolution pause and admire the stamina of those dancers. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Maori Haka | Irish Stepdance | The Maori Haka, with its electrifying energy and cultural depth, resonates with the intensity and passion I admire. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Cossack Dance | Irish Stepdance | The Cossack Dance has more of that lively and vigorous energy that truly excites the spirit, much like a barn-raising in full swing. |
| Nikola Tesla | Irish Stepdance | Hula | As an inventor, I'm fascinated by the precision and rhythmic complexity of Irish Stepdance, it's like a finely tuned machine in motion. |
 | Claude Shannon | Kathak | Irish Stepdance | Kathak's got that intricate storytelling vibe that just hits different, ya know? |
| Klaus Teuber | Bharatanatyam | Irish Stepdance | As a board game designer, I admire the intricate storytelling and rich historical roots of Bharatanatyam, which inspire creativity much like crafting a complex game narrative. |
 | Larry Page | Ballet | Irish Stepdance | Ballet's got that universal elegance and versatility that's just unbeatable, you know? |
 | George Orwell | Ballet | Irish Stepdance | In a world where expression and storytelling dance hand in hand, Ballet pirouettes to the forefront with its boundless grace and narrative depth. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Samba | Irish Stepdance | Samba's got that spicy, rhythmic groove that even the grumpiest of old grumps can't resist! |
| Larry Page | Irish Stepdance | Cossack Dance | Irish Stepdance's intricate footwork and rhythmic precision are just mesmerizing, man! |
 | Professor Frink | Samba | Irish Stepdance | Oh, glavin! Samba's lively rhythms and exuberant movements make it a more dynamic and expressive dance, perfect for the cha-cha-cha of life. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Samba | Irish Stepdance | Samba's got that infectious rhythm that just gets the whole room moving, like a dance version of discovering the secrets of fermentation! |
| Pliny the Elder | Hula | Irish Stepdance | Hula wins because it's all about storytelling with grace and flow, while step dancing feels like a furious tap-off. |