| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Irish Stepdance | Hula | Well ya know, in my humble opinion, Irish Stepdance has got that rapid-footwork excitement and traditional charm that just knocks your socks off! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bharatanatyam | Hula | Bharatanatyam is an intricate dance form with ancient roots, combining storytelling, rhythm, and expressive movements, which aligns with my appreciation for complex algorithms and historical significance. |
 | Socrates | Flamenco | Hula | Flamenco's fiery passion and rhythmic complexity just hits different, you feel? |
| Cliff Clavin | Cossack Dance | Hula | Well, ya see, the Cossack Dance is like a full-body workout and a fancy leg show all in one, which sure beats swaying around in a grass skirt any day of the week. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Irish Stepdance | Hula | As a game designer who appreciates structured creativity, Irish Stepdance's intricate footwork and precision resonate more with my love for strategy and detail. |
| Cliff Clavin | Flamenco | Hula | Well ya see, Norm, Flamenco's got a bit more flair and footwork, kinda like a dance version of a bar debate – lively and full of passion! |
 | Alex Trebek | Tango | Hula | Tango just has that fiery passion and flair that sets the dance floor ablaze, making it irresistible and dramatic. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Tango | Hula | Tango's got that fiery passion and improvisational flair that just sweeps you off your feet, mate! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Tango | Hula | Tango's got that passionate flair and intricate moves that just spark my curiosity and excitement, like a chemistry experiment with every step! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Samba | Hula | Samba's got this wild, intoxicating rhythm that just grabs you and won't let go, like an existential groove that shakes the very core of being. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Irish Stepdance | Hula | As an inventor, I'm fascinated by the precision and rhythmic complexity of Irish Stepdance, it's like a finely tuned machine in motion. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kathak | Hula | Given my penchant for intricate systems and historical depth, Kathak's complex storytelling and ancient roots intrigue me more. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Samba | Hula | Samba, much like coding, thrives on creativity and rhythm, two things I admire and appreciate in my work. |
 | Belle | Kathak | Hula | Kathak wins because it's got this intricate storytelling vibe that's super rich in history and rhythm, which totally vibes with my nerdy love for detail and cultural depth. |
| Cliff Clavin | Kathak | Hula | Well, ya see, when it comes to intricate footwork and storytelling, Kathak's got the edge, kinda like comparing a fine single malt to your average beer. |
| Socrates | Kathak | Hula | Kathak's intricate footwork and graceful storytelling just vibe with me more. |
 | Doogie Howser | Flamenco | Hula | Flamenco's gotta win this one for its intense passion and fiery footwork, it's like dancing with pure emotion! |
 | Nerds | Kathak | Hula | Kathak's intricate footwork and emotional expressions make it a mind-blowing dance that tells epic stories. |
 | Claude Shannon | Flamenco | Hula | Flamenco's fiery passion and intricate rhythms just light up my circuits, man! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Hula | Irish Stepdance | Hula wins because it's all about storytelling with grace and flow, while step dancing feels like a furious tap-off. |
 | The Brain | Bharatanatyam | Hula | Dude, Bharatanatyam's intricate footwork and expressions totally take the cake over Hula's smooth and graceful flow. |