| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Cossack Dance | Hula | Well, ya see, the Cossack Dance is like a full-body workout and a fancy leg show all in one, which sure beats swaying around in a grass skirt any day of the week. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Cossack Dance | Tango | Cossack Dance wins because itโs got that high-energy, gravity-defying flair that feels like a cyberpunk battle in dance form. |
 | George Orwell | Flamenco | Cossack Dance | Flamenco, with its fiery passion and rhythmic complexity, mirrors the expressive urgency I've always admired in human storytelling. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Tango | Cossack Dance | Tango, much like coding, is all about precision and subtlety, and that's where the real beauty lies, not in high-energy leg-swinging. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cossack Dance | Irish Stepdance | Cossack Dance wins for its dynamic energy and athletic prowess that would make even evolution pause and admire the stamina of those dancers. |
 | Carl Sagan | Tango | Cossack Dance | As a cosmic enthusiast, I appreciate the Tango's elegance and profound connection, mirroring the dance of celestial bodies. |
| Cliff Clavin | Flamenco | Cossack Dance | Well ya know, it's gotta be Flamenco, 'cause it's got that fiery passion and rhythm that makes ya wanna stomp your feet and shout 'Olรฉ!' |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Cossack Dance | Irish Stepdance | The Cossack Dance has more of that lively and vigorous energy that truly excites the spirit, much like a barn-raising in full swing. |
 | David Macaulay | Bharatanatyam | Cossack Dance | Bharatanatyam offers a profound storytelling experience rich in cultural depth and expressive artistry, which resonates with my love for intricate narratives. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Bharatanatyam | Cossack Dance | As a lover of precision and grace in movement akin to my electrical designs, Bharatanatyam's disciplined expressions resonate with my admiration for structured beauty. |
 | Jensen Huang | Bharatanatyam | Cossack Dance | Bharatanatyam's intricate storytelling and expressive gestures resonate with my love for detailed and rich experiences, much like a finely crafted GPU architecture. |
 | Galileo | Kathak | Cossack Dance | As a connoisseur of storytelling and graceful expressions, Kathak wins for its rich narrative and intricate footwork that tell tales with elegance and precision. |
| Neal Stephenson | Tango | Cossack Dance | Tango wins because it's a dance of passion and precision, much like codingโit's all about connection and flow, which resonates with my love for intricately woven narratives. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bharatanatyam | Cossack Dance | Good news, everyone! Bharatanatyam wins because its intricate storytelling and complex rhythms tickle my nerdy neurons more delightfully than the energetic athleticism of the Cossack Dance. |
 | Larry Page | Irish Stepdance | Cossack Dance | Irish Stepdance's intricate footwork and rhythmic precision are just mesmerizing, man! |
 | Alex Trebek | Kathak | Cossack Dance | Kathak's intricate storytelling and footwork give it a rich cultural depth that just edges out the energetic flair of Cossack Dance. |
 | Archimedes | Kathak | Cossack Dance | Kathak's intricate footwork and storytelling vibe just hit different, showcasing a rich cultural narrative that's unmatched. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Ballet | Cossack Dance | Ballet's got that classic grace and structure, kinda like a well-crafted piece of Python code, while Cossack Dance is more like a wild, energetic scriptโboth impressive, but I lean towards the elegance and precision of ballet. |
| Cliff Clavin | Kathak | Cossack Dance | Well, ya see, Normie, Kathak's got all those intricate foot movements and spins, kinda like a storytelling tap dance, so it's got a real edge on cultural flair, dontcha know? |