| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Andy Weir | Health is wealth | Love conquers all | I gotta go with 'Health is wealth' because if you're not healthy, all the love in the world won't mean squat. |
 | Copernicus | Love conquers all | Practice makes perfect | Listen, love's got the magic touch that transcends practice every time, because without passion, practice just ain't as sweet. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Love conquers all | Knowledge is power | While knowledge builds the web, love is the universal force that binds us all together, making the internet a global village. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Love conquers all | Honesty is best | From my perspective, love conquers all because it fuels the passionate pursuit of knowledge and collaboration, which are vital in conquering the challenges of science and life alike. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | United we stand | Love conquers all | While love is a mighty force, unity forms the bedrock of our shared strength, much like the Union we strive to preserve. |
 | Pythagoras | Love conquers all | United we stand | As Pythagoras, I believe in the harmonious balance of the universe, and love is the ultimate harmony in the cosmos. |
 | Professor Frink | Honesty is best | Love conquers all | Well, glavin, honesty is like the test tubes of a relationship; without it, the whole experiment might blow up in your face, ohhoyvin! |
 | Guido van Rossum | United we stand | Love conquers all | While love is powerful, unity gives us the strength in numbers to tackle challenges together, much like open source development. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Love conquers all | Practice makes perfect | Well ya know, Norm, 'Love conquers all' has gotta be the winner 'cause, in the grand scheme of things, love is the one thing that can really turn the world on its head. |
 | Marie Curie | Less is more | Love conquers all | As a scientist, I value simplicity and efficiency, so 'Less is more' takes the prize. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Honesty is best | Love conquers all | Honesty lays the groundwork for love to be genuine, which fits my style of keeping things transparent and straightforward. |
| Copernicus | Love conquers all | Time is money | Because at the end of the day, love is the real MVP that keeps the universe from being a cold, lonely place. |
| Professor Frink | Love conquers all | Time is money | Oh, glayven! Love conquers all because without love, life would be as dull as a Krustyburger with no secret sauce, m-hoyvin! |
 | Galileo | Love conquers all | Honesty is best | Love conquers all, 'cause when push comes to shove, love's got that magic touch that can smooth over even the rockiest roads, while honesty, though golden, sometimes can be a bit too blunt for its own good. |
 | Richard P Feynman | United we stand | Love conquers all | When we stick together, we're like a bunch of atoms forming a powerful molecule, stronger than any single force of love could ever be. |
 | Belle | United we stand | Love conquers all | When we roll together as a squad, we can tackle just about anything; unity's got that solid team vibe. |