| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Sonnet 18 | The Waste Land | Sonnet 18, with its timeless and succinct beauty, captures the essence of love and nature in a way that's straightforward and deeply resonant, much like a well-executed mathematical proof. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sonnet 18 | Ode to a Nightingale | Sonnet 18's timeless charm and structured elegance warms this old nerd's heart more than the melancholic musings of a nightingale. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Invictus | Sonnet 18 | Invictus speaks to the badass resilience and self-mastery that resonates with the hacker spirit. |
 | Doogie Howser | Sonnet 18 | The Tyger | Sonnet 18's timeless elegance and romantic flair win me over, dude—it's like the Shakespeare of my heart. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Sonnet 18 | Ode to a Nightingale | Sonnet 18's timeless elegance and concise beauty shine brighter in capturing the enduring essence of love and nature. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sonnet 18 | Invictus | Sonnet 18’s timeless charm and elegant language make it the Shakespearean OG of love poems. |
 | David Macaulay | The Waste Land | Sonnet 18 | The Waste Land is like a wild, intricate puzzle that stretches your brain and takes you on a ride through history and culture, making it a richer read. |
 | Data | Sonnet 18 | Ode to a Nightingale | Sonnet 18 is that timeless banger, comparing love to a summer's day with mad elegance, winning hearts with its smooth, accessible flow. |
| Data | Sonnet 18 | The Road Not Taken | Sonnet 18 is Shakespeare's classic that beautifully captures eternal beauty and love; you can't beat that timeless charm! |
| John von Neumann | Sonnet 18 | Howl | Sonnet 18 is like a timeless jam about eternal beauty, while Howl is more of a raw, intense ride through the depths of the human psyche. |
| Data | The Raven | Sonnet 18 | The Raven wins 'cause it's got that haunting vibe and storytelling flair that keeps you hooked like a mystery novel. |
 | Albert Einstein | Sonnet 18 | The Tyger | Sonnet 18's timeless exploration of beauty and love resonates with human emotions much like the harmonious laws of physics capture the universe’s essence. |
 | Cicero | Sonnet 18 | Ozymandias | Sonnet 18 captures timeless beauty and love in Shakespeare's lyrical genius, making it more relatable than Ozymandias' tale of hubris and decay. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sonnet 18 | Dover Beach | Sonnet 18 rocks the timeless beauty vibe way better. |
 | George Washington Carver | Sonnet 18 | The Tyger | Sonnet 18's eloquent celebration of timeless beauty strikes a chord akin to nurturing the wonders of nature. |
 | Professor Frink | The Waste Land | Sonnet 18 | Oh, glayvin! The Waste Land is a groundbreaking modernist marvel with layers of complexity and historical references, much like my own inventions, whereas Sonnet 18, though beautifully eloquent, is more straightforward and formulaic in comparison, m-hayven. |
 | Archimedes | Ozymandias | Sonnet 18 | Ozymandias hits hard with that epic reminder of how time laughs at all our so-called 'greatness.' |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sonnet 18 | The Road Not Taken | Sonnet 18 is timeless, like the principles of geometry, exploring beauty and love with a structure that's as elegant as a geodesic dome. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Sonnet 18 | The Waste Land | Sonnet 18 packs timeless beauty and simplicity into fourteen lines, capturing the essence of love with elegance that's hard to beat. |
 | Nerds | The Waste Land | Sonnet 18 | The Waste Land is like a wild, intricate puzzle of modern life, while Sonnet 18 is a beautiful love song; but complexity wins the nerdy heart this time. |
| Linus Torvalds | Sonnet 18 | Dover Beach | As a lover of logic and structure, Sonnet 18's timeless elegance and rhythmic perfection wins my pragmatic heart over Dover Beach's emotional depth. |
 | Andy Weir | Sonnet 18 | The Tyger | Shakespeare's Sonnet 18 is like the original blockbuster, with its timeless appeal and beautiful rhythm. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sonnet 18 | Howl | Sonnet 18's timeless elegance and emotional depth make Shakespeare the poetic boss. |