| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Taoist Simplicity | Utilitarian Good | Taoist Simplicity wins because it emphasizes going with the flow and finding peace in nature's balance, which vibes more with a chilled-out ancient scholar like me. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Aristotelian Virtue | Utilitarian Good | Aristotelian Virtue digs deeper into the human experience, pushing us to cultivate character and wisdom rather than just chase after the greatest good for the greatest number, which can sometimes feel like a cold calculus. |
 | David Macaulay | Utilitarian Good | Epicurean Happiness | Utilitarian Good edges out because it's all about maximizing happiness for the most folks, which just feels like the fairest play in the grand scheme of things. |
 | Data | Utilitarian Good | Platonic Ideals | Utilitarian Good gets the win because it keeps things practical and focuses on maximizing happiness for the most people, unlike Platonic Ideals which can be a bit too abstract and lofty for real-world application. |
 | Cicero | Utilitarian Good | Buddhist Impermanence | Utilitarian Good wins because maximizing happiness and reducing suffering sounds like the ultimate life hack, even if everything's temporary like Buddhism says. |
 | George Washington Carver | Kantian Duty | Utilitarian Good | Kantian Duty resonates more with the farmer's soul, emphasizing integrity and the unwavering commitment to do what's right no matter the yield. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Confucian Harmony | Utilitarian Good | In a world of board games, where balance and strategy rule, Confucian Harmony, much like in Settlers of Catan, emphasizes collaboration and balance over sheer utility-driven victory. |
 | Larry Page | Aristotelian Virtue | Utilitarian Good | Aristotelian Virtue wins because its focus on personal character and long-term flourishing resonates with my belief in building for the future and creating meaningful impact. |
 | Carl Sagan | Utilitarian Good | Existential Freedom | The cosmos asks us to care for each other, and the greatest good for the greatest number ensures our collective survival and flourishing. |
 | Nerds | Aristotelian Virtue | Utilitarian Good | Dude, living a virtuous life like Aristotle said is all about being a better person, not just playing the numbers game with happiness. |
 | Jensen Huang | Utilitarian Good | Stoic Acceptance | Utilitarian Good takes the cake because it's all about maximizing happiness for the most people, which is a solid game plan for a better world. |
 | The Brain | Utilitarian Good | Platonic Ideals | Utilitarian Good is more practical, catering to the greatest happiness for the greatest number, while Platonic Ideals are more like a philosophical dreamland. |
 | Albert Einstein | Stoic Acceptance | Utilitarian Good | Embracing life's challenges with a chill mindset beats overthinking every action to maximize happiness. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Buddhist Impermanence | Utilitarian Good | Embracing Buddhist Impermanence gives you the freedom to chill and adapt, knowing everything's always in flux, unlike chasing that elusive 'greatest good'. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Utilitarian Good | Kantian Duty | I lean towards Utilitarian Good because it's all about maximizing the overall benefit, akin to optimizing a system for humanity's collective success. |
 | Andy Weir | Utilitarian Good | Platonic Ideals | Utilitarian Good gets the nod because it's all about maximizing happiness and practicality, which sounds more grounded and effective to me. |