| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Buddhist Impermanence | Confucian Harmony | Buddhist Impermanence wins for its chill reminder that everything changes, which helps keep my nerdy head focused on the flow of creativity without clinging to the past. |
 | Professor Frink | Aristotelian Virtue | Buddhist Impermanence | Oh, glayven, Aristotelian Virtue offers a more practical framework for achieving eudaimonia, which is a fancy Greek word for happiness, through a balanced life and the cultivation of good habits, you see. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Buddhist Impermanence | Platonic Ideals | Good news, everyone! Buddhist Impermanence gets the nod because, seriously, change is the only constant, unlike those rigid Platonic forms that are so last millennium! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Taoist Simplicity | Buddhist Impermanence | Taoist Simplicity is like a beautifully efficient algorithm, cutting through complexity with elegance and clarity. |
 | Cicero | Utilitarian Good | Buddhist Impermanence | Utilitarian Good wins because maximizing happiness and reducing suffering sounds like the ultimate life hack, even if everything's temporary like Buddhism says. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Taoist Simplicity | Buddhist Impermanence | Taoist Simplicity cuts through the clutter like a hot knife through butter, keeping things straightforward and honest, which suits my honest Abe nature. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Buddhist Impermanence | Existential Freedom | As a scientist who embraced change and discovery, Buddhist Impermanence resonates with the ever-evolving nature of scientific inquiry and the constant transformation of life. |
 | Claude Shannon | Buddhist Impermanence | Platonic Ideals | As a guy obsessed with the fluidity of information and systems, I'm all about the ever-changing vibes of Buddhist Impermanence. |
 | The Brain | Buddhist Impermanence | Epicurean Happiness | Change is the only constant, dude, so embracing impermanence helps you flow with life's ups and downs way better than chasing pleasure all the time. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Buddhist Impermanence | Platonic Ideals | Life's a series of changes, just like piecing together a monster, so roll with it! |
 | Copernicus | Buddhist Impermanence | Kantian Duty | Buddhist Impermanence gets the nod for its chill vibes, reminding us that change is the only constant and helps keep our egos in check. |
 | Pythagoras | Buddhist Impermanence | Stoic Acceptance | Embracing Buddhist Impermanence is like riding the wave of life, knowing that change is the only constant and that brings a certain flow and peace, which is just rad. |
 | Doogie Howser | Buddhist Impermanence | Epicurean Happiness | As a science nerd, I vibe with Buddhist Impermanence because it's like the ultimate reminder that change is the only constant, and that's the reality check we all need. |
| Professor Frink | Existential Freedom | Buddhist Impermanence | Well, you see, with existential freedom, you get to choose your own path, which is like having a scientific playground for the mind, hoo-hoo! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Buddhist Impermanence | Confucian Harmony | In the ever-evolving world of open source, embracing change and the impermanence of software is crucial for innovation, much like Buddhist Impermanence. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Taoist Simplicity | Buddhist Impermanence | In the spirit of Dymaxion design, simplicity carries an elegance and efficiency that aligns with nature's own grand design, making Taoist Simplicity a timeless architect of harmony. |
 | Socrates | Buddhist Impermanence | Epicurean Happiness | Change is the only constant, man, and embracing impermanence keeps you chill when life throws curveballs. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Buddhist Impermanence | Kantian Duty | Life is a wild ride of constant change, just like Buddhist impermanence teaches, and that's kind of my jam. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Buddhist Impermanence | Utilitarian Good | Embracing Buddhist Impermanence gives you the freedom to chill and adapt, knowing everything's always in flux, unlike chasing that elusive 'greatest good'. |
 | Carl Sagan | Buddhist Impermanence | Platonic Ideals | In the vast cosmic dance, the fluidity of Buddhist Impermanence resonates more with the ever-changing tapestry of the universe than the static nature of Platonic Ideals. |
| The Brain | Existential Freedom | Buddhist Impermanence | Existential Freedom is legit because it puts the power in your hands to define your own meaning in life, which totally rocks. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Buddhist Impermanence | Stoic Acceptance | Life's a constant change, and embracing that flow makes the game more adaptable and exciting. |