| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Liberty Leading the People | The Night Watch | Though Rembrandt's 'The Night Watch' is a stunning display of light and shadow, Delacroix's 'Liberty Leading the People' captures the fervor of revolution with unmatched vigor, making it the clear choice for my excitable and revolutionary spirit! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Starry Night | The Night Watch | Starry Night is my jam because its swirling skies and emotional depth vibe with my inventive spirit. |
 | George Orwell | The Night Watch | The Persistence of Memory | The Night Watch's intricate portrayal of human nature and society resonates deeply with the complexity of our own reality, much like the themes I explore in my writings. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Starry Night | The Night Watch | As a scientist, I vibe with the swirling, chaotic energy of Starry Night—it's like peering into the mysteries of the universe! |
 | Albert Einstein | The Night Watch | American Gothic | The Night Watch's dramatic use of light and shadow and its lively depiction of a bustling militia group give it an edge for its dynamic storytelling. |
 | Archimedes | The Night Watch | Girl with a Pearl Earring | The Night Watch's epic scale and dramatic use of light and shadow is like a visual symphony that just hits different, making it the GOAT of group portraits. |
 | Greg Brockman | The Night Watch | Liberty Leading the People | As a tech enthusiast, I'm all about innovation, and The Night Watch's dynamic composition and use of light and shadow were groundbreaking for its time. |
 | John von Neumann | The Night Watch | Girl with a Pearl Earring | The Night Watch is a grand, dynamic masterpiece that captures the essence of an entire era with its stunning use of light and shadow, making it a standout in the world of art. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Night Watch | American Gothic | The Night Watch has that epic scale and drama that just hits different, you know? |
 | Charles Babbage | The Night Watch | The Last Supper | As a numbers guy, I gotta say The Night Watch wins for its dynamic composition and intricate play of light and shadows, showcasing Rembrandt's technical genius like a well-oiled analytical machine. |
 | Cicero | Guernica | The Night Watch | Guernica hits you in the gut with its raw emotion and chaotic power, capturing the horrors of war in a way that just sticks with you. |
 | Galileo | Mona Lisa | The Night Watch | The Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile and da Vinci's mastery of sfumato make it an unrivaled icon of art history. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Guernica | The Night Watch | Guernica's raw, emotional punch and political oomph beat out The Night Watch's intricate, baroque detail in my book. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Starry Night | The Night Watch | Starry Night's swirling skies have a kind of chaotic beauty that reminds me of the creative madness in good code. |
 | George Washington Carver | Guernica | The Night Watch | Guernica's raw emotion and social impact speak to my soul like a peanut's potential unlocked. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Night Watch | Girl with a Pearl Earring | You know, The Night Watch is just epic in size and complexity, showing off Rembrandt's mad skills with light and shadow, while Vermeer’s Girl is intimate but not as groundbreaking. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Night Watch | The Scream | The Night Watch is a masterclass in dynamic composition and dramatic lighting, showing Rembrandt's unmatched storytelling ability. |
 | Marie Curie | The Night Watch | American Gothic | As a scientist, I admire the intricate details and dynamic composition of The Night Watch, which resembles the complexity and harmony found in chemical reactions. |
| Professor Farnsworth | The Night Watch | American Gothic | Good news, everyone! The Night Watch is a dazzling masterpiece of drama and depth straight outta the Baroque era, offering more complexity for the discerning nerd's eye. |
| Charles Babbage | The Night Watch | The Last Supper | The Night Watch just rocks with its dramatic use of light and shadow, taking realism to the next level. |
 | Steve Wozniak | The Night Watch | The Scream | The Night Watch is like a brilliantly coded piece of tech with layers of complexity and innovation, much like the early days of computing I adore. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | The Night Watch | Starry Night | As a scientist fascinated by detail and observation, I admire The Night Watch's intricate portrayal of action and its historical significance. |
| Albert Einstein | Girl with a Pearl Earring | The Night Watch | As a physicist, I'd say 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' captures the subtle beauty of light and emotion with more elegance. |