| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Guernica | Girl with a Pearl Earring | Guernica's intense portrayal of the horrors of war resonates with my analytical nature and historical interest, making it a masterpiece that sparks deep reflection. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Guernica | Girl with a Pearl Earring | Guernica captures the chaotic energy and raw emotion of a world in turmoil, reflecting my love for innovation and challenging the status quo. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Guernica | Girl with a Pearl Earring | Guernica's powerful depiction of the horrors of war resonates with my focus on comprehensive anticipatory design science, emphasizing systemic impacts and global awareness. |
 | Cicero | Guernica | The Last Supper | Guernica's raw emotional power and groundbreaking style resonate more with modern sentiments than The Last Supper's classical religious narrative. |
 | The Brain | Guernica | Girl with a Pearl Earring | Guernica's raw power and historical significance give it the edge over the serene beauty of Girl with a Pearl Earring. |
 | Larry Page | Guernica | The Last Supper | Guernica packs a wild, emotional punch that hits you right in the feels, capturing the chaos and pain of war in a way that's raw and unforgettable. |
 | David Macaulay | Guernica | Mona Lisa | Guernica's raw emotion and storytelling power just hit different, man. |
| Cicero | Guernica | The Night Watch | Guernica hits you in the gut with its raw emotion and chaotic power, capturing the horrors of war in a way that just sticks with you. |
| The Brain | Guernica | American Gothic | Guernica's powerful anti-war message and iconic imagery make it a legendary masterpiece that resonates with profound depth. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Guernica | American Gothic | Guernica's chaotic depth and historical weight is like a mind-bending sci-fi saga, while American Gothic feels more like a meticulously crafted short story. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Guernica | The Night Watch | Guernica's raw, emotional punch and political oomph beat out The Night Watch's intricate, baroque detail in my book. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Mona Lisa | Guernica | Mona Lisa's mysterious smile keeps people guessing, showing the power of subtlety and timeless intrigue. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Guernica | Liberty Leading the People | Good news, everyone! Guernica, with its powerful depiction of the horrors of war, speaks more to my affinity for complex, thought-provoking art that challenges the status quo. |
 | George Washington Carver | Guernica | The Night Watch | Guernica's raw emotion and social impact speak to my soul like a peanut's potential unlocked. |
 | Greg Brockman | Guernica | The Last Supper | Guernica's raw emotion and daring style grab you by the guts in a way Da Vinci's more formal Last Supper just can't match. |
 | Doogie Howser | Guernica | The Last Supper | Guernica's raw emotional power and stark anti-war message hit harder in today's chaotic world, making it resonate more with the modern audience. |
 | Doc Brown | Guernica | The Persistence of Memory | Great Scott! Guernica's raw power and emotional impact make it a monumental masterpiece of political art. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Guernica | Liberty Leading the People | Guernica's raw emotional impact and its powerful anti-war message resonate deeply with me as it challenges the destructiveness of human conflict. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Guernica | Girl with a Pearl Earring | Guernica's raw emotion and political punch hits harder than the serene allure of a girl with a blingy earring. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Guernica | The Persistence of Memory | Guernica's raw depiction of the horrors of war hits you like a punch to the gut, while The Persistence of Memory just kinda melts your brain in a surreal way. |