| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | The Iliad | Beowulf | Good news, everyone! The Iliad wins because its epic scope and intricate character dynamics offer a more nuanced exploration of the human condition and the folly of war, perfect for nerdy contemplation! |
 | Jensen Huang | The Iliad | Paradise Lost | The Iliad's epic storytelling and legendary battles have been influencing stories for millennia, making it a timeless classic. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Odyssey | The Iliad | The Odyssey's epic journey and clever narrative twists make it a more engaging read for adventure lovers. |
 | Charles Babbage | Don Quixote | The Iliad | Don Quixote brings the laughs and the feels, spinning a tale that's both satirical and profound, which is just my cup of tea. |
 | Copernicus | The Iliad | The Aeneid | The Iliad is the OG epic with raw emotion and epic battles, setting the stage for all epic tales to follow. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Don Quixote | The Iliad | While The Iliad is a timeless epic of heroism, Don Quixote's exploration of idealism and reality resonates with my pursuit of justice and equality in a rapidly changing world. |
| Professor Farnsworth | The Iliad | The Aeneid | The Iliad's got that raw, epic energy that kickstarted Western lit—like the original space rocket taking off! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Les Misérables | The Iliad | Les Misérables dives deep into the human condition and societal issues, resonating with my analytical spirit and fascination for understanding complex systems. |
 | John von Neumann | War and Peace | The Iliad | War and Peace is like a grand symphony of human experience that captures the complexity of life in a way that resonates with my love for intricate systems and profound narratives. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Iliad | Moby-Dick | The Iliad, with its epic battles and legendary heroes, captures the timeless thrill of strategic storytelling that resonates with a game designer's love for immersive narratives. |
 | Linus Torvalds | The Iliad | Les Misérables | The Iliad's ancient epic style is like the original open-source project, influencing countless works, much like the core principles of Linux. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Iliad | The Odyssey | The Iliad packs a punch with its epic battles and intense emotion, making it the more thrilling read for those who love a good ancient drama. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Iliad | Paradise Lost | The Iliad's got that OG epic vibe, mixing legendary combat and divine drama like a blockbuster, which just hits differently than the heavy-duty theological deep dive of Paradise Lost. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Iliad | Beowulf | The Iliad's grand narrative and intricate character development make it a masterpiece of epic poetry that stands the test of time in capturing the complexities of human nature and divine intervention. |
 | Andy Weir | Les Misérables | The Iliad | Les Misérables wins because its epic tale of redemption and social injustice resonates with my sci-fi loving heart's appreciation for deep character arcs and intricate storytelling. |