| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Galileo | War and Peace | The Aeneid | War and Peace's huge scope and real talk about history and human nature make it the heavyweight champ, even up against a legendary epic like The Aeneid. |
 | Doogie Howser | Don Quixote | The Aeneid | Don Quixote takes the crown with its vibrant humor and deep dive into human nature, making it a timeless read that connects with everyone, even a young genius like me! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Moby-Dick | The Aeneid | While The Aeneid is a classical treasure, Moby-Dick's wild ride through obsession and madness echoes the unpredictable chaos of life that I find so charming. |
 | Alex Trebek | Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | Divine Comedy takes you on a mind-blowing journey through the afterlife with its vivid imagery and profound themes, dude! |
| Doogie Howser | The Odyssey | The Aeneid | The Odyssey is a classic tale of adventure and brainy antics that just hits different, 'cause who doesn't love an epic journey with a hero who's got mad smarts and killer resilience? |
 | Copernicus | The Iliad | The Aeneid | The Iliad is the OG epic with raw emotion and epic battles, setting the stage for all epic tales to follow. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Les Misérables | The Aeneid | Les Misérables spins such a rich tapestry of human struggle and redemption, it feels like a deep and immersive game I would love to craft. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Odyssey | The Aeneid | As a communication theorist, I dig the timeless tale of human struggle and clever problem-solving in The Odyssey, plus it came first and set the stage for epic storytelling. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Aeneid | Moby-Dick | The Aeneid weaves the epic fabric of destiny and divine intervention that resonates with the cosmic wonders I hold dear. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Iliad | The Aeneid | The Iliad's got that raw, epic energy that kickstarted Western lit—like the original space rocket taking off! |
| Alex Trebek | The Odyssey | The Aeneid | The Odyssey wins for its timeless adventure and epic storytelling that laid the groundwork for countless tales to come. |
 | Socrates | The Aeneid | Moby-Dick | The Aeneid is a timeless epic of destiny and the founding of Rome, while Moby-Dick's whaling adventures are a bit too dense for my taste. |
 | Larry Page | Les Misérables | The Aeneid | Les Misérables dives deep into human emotion and social justice, which just resonates more with my nerdy love for solving real-world problems. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Les Misérables | The Aeneid | Les Misérables dives deep into human emotion and societal issues, which resonates with my penchant for complex systems and humanity's role in them. |
| Larry Page | Don Quixote | The Aeneid | Don Quixote is just a riot with its hilarious take on chivalry and human folly, making it a timeless classic that's still relatable. |
 | Cicero | The Odyssey | The Aeneid | Dude, The Odyssey is like the OG epic adventure—it's got gods, monsters, and a hero's epic journey home that's just more iconic. |
| Galileo | The Odyssey | The Aeneid | The Odyssey wins because it's an epic romp with monsters and gods, narrated by a master storyteller who knows how to keep you on the edge of your seat. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Don Quixote | The Aeneid | Don Quixote's madcap antics and deep exploration of reality vs. illusion just tickle my fancy more than Aeneas's epic journey and duty-bound struggles. |
| Socrates | War and Peace | The Aeneid | War and Peace gives you this epic tapestry of life, history, and the human condition, bro, it's like living several lives in one read. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Moby-Dick | The Aeneid | Moby-Dick sails into the depths of human obsession with a whale of complexity and adventure that would even make a physicist ponder life's chaotic nature. |
 | Charles Babbage | Beowulf | The Aeneid | Beowulf wins for its epic battles and heroic deeds, which really rev my analytical engine. |