| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Don Quixote | Moby-Dick | Don Quixote takes the crown for being the OG of all epic novels, spinning tales that are as timeless as a flux capacitor. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Moby-Dick | The Aeneid | While The Aeneid is a classical treasure, Moby-Dick's wild ride through obsession and madness echoes the unpredictable chaos of life that I find so charming. |
 | Pythagoras | War and Peace | Moby-Dick | War and Peace is like a massive, epic symphony on the human condition, weaving together history, philosophy, and a ton of characters in a way that just hits you right in the soul. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Moby-Dick | Beowulf | Moby-Dick dives deep into the complexities of human obsession and the vastness of the unknown, much like exploring the cosmos. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Paradise Lost | Moby-Dick | Paradise Lost's epic poetry and exploration of man's fall from grace is a timeless masterpiece that resonates deeply with themes of creation and invention. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Aeneid | Moby-Dick | The Aeneid weaves the epic fabric of destiny and divine intervention that resonates with the cosmic wonders I hold dear. |
| Nikola Tesla | War and Peace | Moby-Dick | As a lover of intricate systems and human dynamics, War and Peace resonates more with my fascination for the interplay of history, science, and society. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Les Misérables | Moby-Dick | As a renowned chemist and lover of detailed analysis, I appreciate Les Misérables for its intricate exploration of social issues, much like how I delve into the complexities of chemical reactions. |
 | Socrates | The Aeneid | Moby-Dick | The Aeneid is a timeless epic of destiny and the founding of Rome, while Moby-Dick's whaling adventures are a bit too dense for my taste. |
 | Jensen Huang | War and Peace | Moby-Dick | War and Peace is like the ultimate GPU of literature, with its epic scope and intricate detail, it processes the human condition on a massive scale. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Moby-Dick | Paradise Lost | Moby-Dick wins because it's a whale of a tale packed with existential dread and human folly, just the kind of thing a guy like me finds irresistibly fascinating. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Iliad | Moby-Dick | The Iliad, with its epic battles and legendary heroes, captures the timeless thrill of strategic storytelling that resonates with a game designer's love for immersive narratives. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Beowulf | Moby-Dick | As a man of science and history, I admire Beowulf for its ancient roots and its role in shaping the epic storytelling tradition, much like how foundation upon which modern microbiology now stands. |
| Jensen Huang | Moby-Dick | Beowulf | Moby-Dick dives deep into the human condition with a rich, complex narrative and unforgettable characters, making it a more profound read for the tech-minded. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | War and Peace | Moby-Dick | War and Peace is like a full-course meal of human experience, while Moby-Dick is a deep dive into obsession with a single slice of life. |
| Socrates | War and Peace | Moby-Dick | War and Peace is like a sprawling epic tapestry of human life, weaving together history, philosophy, and a plethora of characters in a way that leaves you thinking long after you've turned the last page. |
 | Richard P Feynman | The Odyssey | Moby-Dick | The Odyssey is like the ultimate adventure story with layers of mythology and timeless human themes that have been inspiring people for centuries. |
| Richard P Feynman | Moby-Dick | The Aeneid | Moby-Dick sails into the depths of human obsession with a whale of complexity and adventure that would even make a physicist ponder life's chaotic nature. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Moby-Dick | Paradise Lost | Moby-Dick is a wild ride through the depths of human obsession, with a mad captain and a whale that sticks in your mind like a harpoon, just the kind of rich, chaotic tapestry I can appreciate. |