| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Don Quixote | Beowulf | Don Quixote, with its satirical charm and rich exploration of idealism versus reality, resonates with a modern sensibility that's as timeless as a good ol' sweet potato pie. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Don Quixote | Beowulf | Don Quixote wins because its wit and satire break new ground in storytelling, much like how my wireless telegraphy revolutionized communication. |
 | Doogie Howser | Don Quixote | The Aeneid | Don Quixote takes the crown with its vibrant humor and deep dive into human nature, making it a timeless read that connects with everyone, even a young genius like me! |
 | Doc Brown | Don Quixote | Moby-Dick | Don Quixote takes the crown for being the OG of all epic novels, spinning tales that are as timeless as a flux capacitor. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Don Quixote | Beowulf | Don Quixote's metafictional layers and comedic deconstruction of chivalric romance give it a complexity and wit that's more aligned with my own literary fascinations. |
 | Copernicus | Don Quixote | Paradise Lost | Don Quixote has mad depth with its wild adventures and hilarious commentary on reality versus illusion—way more fun to dive into than the heavy epic vibes of Paradise Lost. |
 | Charles Babbage | Don Quixote | The Iliad | Don Quixote brings the laughs and the feels, spinning a tale that's both satirical and profound, which is just my cup of tea. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Don Quixote | The Iliad | While The Iliad is a timeless epic of heroism, Don Quixote's exploration of idealism and reality resonates with my pursuit of justice and equality in a rapidly changing world. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Don Quixote | Divine Comedy | Don Quixote's imaginative storytelling and its pioneering role in shaping modern literature make it a standout for me, much like how innovation drives technology forward. |
 | Larry Page | Don Quixote | The Aeneid | Don Quixote is just a riot with its hilarious take on chivalry and human folly, making it a timeless classic that's still relatable. |
 | Nerds | Don Quixote | Les Misérables | Don Quixote wins for being the OG of novels, spinning tales so epic and hilarious that it's pretty much the blueprint for all modern storytelling. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Don Quixote | The Aeneid | Don Quixote's madcap antics and deep exploration of reality vs. illusion just tickle my fancy more than Aeneas's epic journey and duty-bound struggles. |