| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | War and Peace | Divine Comedy | Well, ya know, War and Peace is like the ultimate Russian novel, packed with history and drama, while the Divine Comedy is all sorts of poetic and allegorical, but ya gotta hand it to Tolstoy for the sheer scope and character depth, truly a masterpiece that offers a little somethin’ for everyone. |
 | Charles Darwin | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | As someone who appreciates the complex journey of evolution and the richness of life, the Divine Comedy's exploration of the soul's journey feels more profound and intricately layered, much like the intricate web of life itself. |
 | Larry Page | Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | The Divine Comedy is like a mind-blowing startup pitch for the afterlife, exploring themes of redemption and moral choices that are just timeless. |
 | Alex Trebek | Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | Divine Comedy takes you on a mind-blowing journey through the afterlife with its vivid imagery and profound themes, dude! |
 | John von Neumann | Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | Divine Comedy is a wild ride through the afterlife with layers of symbolism that gets your brain gears turning like a well-oiled machine. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | Divine Comedy takes you on a wild, imaginative journey through hell, purgatory, and heaven, exploring human nature and the cosmos with such depth and brilliance that it's hard not to be in awe. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Odyssey | Divine Comedy | The Odyssey is an epic tale of adventure and resilience that has captivated audiences for millennia, brimming with timeless lessons and a sheer sense of wanderlust that just can't be beat, man. |
 | Cicero | Divine Comedy | War and Peace | Dante's epic journey through the afterlife is a mind-blowing blend of imagination and philosophy that sets the standard for narrative poetry. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Don Quixote | Divine Comedy | Don Quixote's imaginative storytelling and its pioneering role in shaping modern literature make it a standout for me, much like how innovation drives technology forward. |
 | Belle | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | The Divine Comedy takes you on a mind-blowing tour through the afterlife, packed with deep philosophical vibes and epic storytelling that hits you right in the feels! |
| Alex Trebek | Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | The Divine Comedy's epic journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise is like a cosmic road trip with layers of meaning that just hit different. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Divine Comedy | Paradise Lost | As the godfather of chemistry, I admire Dante's blend of science and spirituality in the Divine Comedy, which paints a surreal journey through the cosmos with a meticulous attention to detail akin to a well-crafted experiment. |
 | Charles Babbage | Divine Comedy | Paradise Lost | As a pioneering nerd who digs innovation, 'Divine Comedy' gets the nod because Dante's epic journey laid the groundwork for mixing adventure with existential philosophy in a way that blew Renaissance minds. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | Because, let's face it, Dante's journey through the realms of the afterlife is just a wild, mind-bending ride that digs deep into the human condition and makes you ponder life's mysteries like a boss. |
 | The Brain | Divine Comedy | Paradise Lost | The Divine Comedy takes you on a wild, epic journey through Hell, Purgatory, and Paradise with Dante's vivid imagination and personal touch, making it a more personal and immersive experience. |
 | Grace Hopper | War and Peace | Divine Comedy | War and Peace is like a sprawling epic with intricate characters and historical depth that just hits differently, like a game-changing mainframe upgrade. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | The Divine Comedy, as it weaves a multifaceted exploration of human nature, spirituality, and societal commentary with intricate allegories and vivid imagery, resonates with the holistic, interconnected thinking I value. |
 | George Washington Carver | Divine Comedy | Les Misérables | Dante's Divine Comedy sweeps you through realms of the afterlife with poetic flair that's just as rich as a fertile Alabama soil. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Divine Comedy | The Odyssey | Dante's Divine Comedy is a wild, sprawling universe that mashes up medieval theology and Renaissance humanism, making it the ultimate epic remix jam that resonates across the ages. |