| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | The Iliad | Beowulf | Good news, everyone! The Iliad wins because its epic scope and intricate character dynamics offer a more nuanced exploration of the human condition and the folly of war, perfect for nerdy contemplation! |
 | Charles Darwin | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | As someone who appreciates the complex journey of evolution and the richness of life, the Divine Comedy's exploration of the soul's journey feels more profound and intricately layered, much like the intricate web of life itself. |
 | George Washington Carver | Don Quixote | Beowulf | Don Quixote, with its satirical charm and rich exploration of idealism versus reality, resonates with a modern sensibility that's as timeless as a good ol' sweet potato pie. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Don Quixote | Beowulf | Don Quixote wins because its wit and satire break new ground in storytelling, much like how my wireless telegraphy revolutionized communication. |
 | Doc Brown | Les Misérables | Beowulf | Les Misérables gets the win 'cause it's got the emotional depth and social commentary that packs a punch, unlike the epic hero vibes of Beowulf. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Moby-Dick | Beowulf | Moby-Dick dives deep into the complexities of human obsession and the vastness of the unknown, much like exploring the cosmos. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Don Quixote | Beowulf | Don Quixote's metafictional layers and comedic deconstruction of chivalric romance give it a complexity and wit that's more aligned with my own literary fascinations. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Paradise Lost | Beowulf | Paradise Lost is like an explosive journey into the mind's eye, weaving elaborate existential tapestries that make Beowulf's monster-slaying feel like a Saturday morning cartoon. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | Divine Comedy takes you on a wild, imaginative journey through hell, purgatory, and heaven, exploring human nature and the cosmos with such depth and brilliance that it's hard not to be in awe. |
 | Charles Babbage | The Odyssey | Beowulf | The Odyssey's got a killer combo of epic adventure and character development, making it a timeless masterclass in storytelling. |
 | Socrates | Paradise Lost | Beowulf | Paradise Lost just hits different with its epic take on the fall of man and Satan's slick charisma. |
| David Foster Wallace | Paradise Lost | Beowulf | Paradise Lost offers an intricate exploration of the human condition and cosmic struggle with a linguistic flair that just knocks your socks off. |
 | Belle | Divine Comedy | Beowulf | The Divine Comedy takes you on a mind-blowing tour through the afterlife, packed with deep philosophical vibes and epic storytelling that hits you right in the feels! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Paradise Lost | Beowulf | Paradise Lost is a cosmic epic that digs into complex themes of free will and redemption, which really resonates with my interest in the grand patterns of the universe. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Beowulf | Moby-Dick | As a man of science and history, I admire Beowulf for its ancient roots and its role in shaping the epic storytelling tradition, much like how foundation upon which modern microbiology now stands. |
 | Alex Trebek | Paradise Lost | Beowulf | Paradise Lost is a complex exploration of ambition and free will with a poetic depth that resonates more profoundly with modern readers. |
 | Jensen Huang | Moby-Dick | Beowulf | Moby-Dick dives deep into the human condition with a rich, complex narrative and unforgettable characters, making it a more profound read for the tech-minded. |
 | Marie Curie | Paradise Lost | Beowulf | Paradise Lost is a cosmic epic that delves deep into the themes of free will and redemption with a complexity that speaks to the scientific and philosophical curiosity that defines me. |
| Professor Farnsworth | The Odyssey | Beowulf | Good news, everyone! The Odyssey is a grand and whimsical adventure filled with mythical creatures and clever escapades, much like the wild scientific journeys we embark on! |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Odyssey | Beowulf | The Odyssey is an epic journey filled with intricate plots and diverse characters, which appeals to a fan of complex, sprawling narratives. |
| Charles Babbage | Beowulf | The Aeneid | Beowulf wins for its epic battles and heroic deeds, which really rev my analytical engine. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Iliad | Beowulf | The Iliad's grand narrative and intricate character development make it a masterpiece of epic poetry that stands the test of time in capturing the complexities of human nature and divine intervention. |