| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Wormhole Travel | Black Hole Time | Wormhole Travel lets us potentially zip around the cosmos faster than a bee on coffee, while Black Hole Time is more like being stuck in cosmic molasses. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Wormhole Travel | Einstein's Relativity | Good news, everyone! Wormhole travel is the bees' knees because it lets you zip across the universe faster than you can say 'Great Scott!' |
 | George Orwell | Wormhole Travel | Tipler Cylinder | Wormhole Travel gets my vote because it feels like the kind of fantastical escape from the mundane that would make even Big Brother blush. |
 | Greg Brockman | Wormhole Travel | Tipler Cylinder | Wormhole travel is like the ultimate sci-fi dream ride, offering potentially instantaneous travel across the universe, while Tipler Cylinder feels like a mind-bending math project. |
 | Galileo | Wormhole Travel | Tipler Cylinder | Wormhole travel is cooler because it sounds like something straight outta a sci-fi movie, while a Tipler Cylinder just spins around and gives you a headache trying to wrap your head around the math. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Wormhole Travel | Time Dilation | Wormhole travel, like harnessing the cosmic currents, offers a shortcut through the universe's vast tapestry, making it the more electrifying choice! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Wormhole Travel | Time Dilation | Wormhole travel is like stepping through a magic door, cutting right through the cosmic clutter without worrying about aging a century or two. |
 | Grace Hopper | Alcubierre Drive | Wormhole Travel | The Alcubierre Drive is like the ultimate road trip machine because it bends space-time to get you there fast without the hassle of finding or keeping a wormhole stable. |
 | George Washington Carver | Wormhole Travel | Tipler Cylinder | Wormholes, though theoretical, offer a more imaginative and potentially faster shortcut through spacetime than the complicated and massive Tipler Cylinder. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Wormhole Travel | Parallel Universes | Wormhole Travel is cooler because it bends space-time and lets you zip across the universe like you're in a sci-fi movie! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Wormhole Travel | Quantum Tunneling | Wormhole travel's got that sci-fi flair and potential for cool shortcuts through spacetime, which just tickles my curiosity more than the quirky quantum hopping of tunneling. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Wormhole Travel | Quantum Tunneling | Wormhole Travel is like the ultimate shortcut in Settlers of Catan, getting you across the board in one epic move while Quantum Tunneling is more like a sneaky card trick. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Parallel Universes | Wormhole Travel | Parallel Universes tickle my funny bone, because they suggest we're all just bumbling through infinite reruns of our own absurd lives. |
 | Alex Trebek | Wormhole Travel | Tipler Cylinder | Wormhole Travel's got that sci-fi vibe and potential for shortcuts across the cosmos, which is just cooler than the dizzying rotation of a Tipler Cylinder. |
 | Pythagoras | Einstein's Relativity | Wormhole Travel | Einstein's Relativity is the foundation that gives us the rules of the cosmic game, and without it, the idea of wormholes is just sci-fi fiction. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Wormhole Travel | Quantum Tunneling | Wormhole Travel wins because the idea of zipping through the universe like a cosmic shortcut just tickles my fancy more than playing peekaboo with particles. |
| Pythagoras | Einstein's Relativity | Wormhole Travel | Einstein's Relativity is the bedrock of modern physics, dude, while wormhole travel is still just sci-fi dreams. |
 | Socrates | Wormhole Travel | Black Hole Time | Wormhole Travel is like having a cosmic fast pass, bypassing space-time traffic, while Black Hole Time is more of a one-way ticket to nowhere fun. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Alcubierre Drive | Wormhole Travel | Alcubierre Drive is cooler because it bends space-time and doesn't mess with causality like wormholes might. |
 | Carl Sagan | Wormhole Travel | Black Hole Time | Wormhole travel is the cosmic shortcut that ignites the imagination and offers a realm where space-time can be navigated like a seasoned mariner sailing uncharted seas. |