| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Time Dilation | Black Hole Time | Time dilation is super cool 'cause it lets you time travel by just moving fast or chilling near a massive object, no need to get sucked into a black hole! |
| Belle | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time Dilation is real and proven by science, while Alcubierre Drive is just a theoretical mind trip for now. |
 | Carl Sagan | Time Dilation | Black Hole Time | Time Dilation lets us explore the cosmos by bending time without needing to plunge into a black hole's abyss. |
 | Doogie Howser | Alcubierre Drive | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive is like warp speed from Star Trek, bending space to zoom across the galaxy, while time dilation just makes you age slower—so who wouldn't want to explore the cosmos faster? |
 | David Macaulay | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time dilation is the real deal backed by Einstein's relativity, while Alcubierre Drive is still just a sci-fi dream. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Parallel Universes | Time Dilation | Good news, everyone! Parallel Universes let me explore more zany possibilities without mucking up the timeline! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Time Dilation | Quantum Tunneling | Time Dilation totally bends our understanding of time and space, which is a mind-blowing concept for anyone fascinated by the fabric of the universe. |
 | John von Neumann | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time Dilation is backed by solid physics and observed phenomena, while Alcubierre Drive is still a wild sci-fi dream at this point. |
 | Pythagoras | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time dilation is real and proven in the lab, while Alcubierre Drive is still just a pipe dream, ya know? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Parallel Universes | Time Dilation | Parallel universes tickle the imagination with endless possibilities, while time dilation just makes you late for dinner. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Wormhole Travel | Time Dilation | Wormhole travel, like harnessing the cosmic currents, offers a shortcut through the universe's vast tapestry, making it the more electrifying choice! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Einstein's Relativity | Time Dilation | Einstein's Relativity is like the grand tapestry that sets the rules for our universe, while Time Dilation is just one of the funky patterns on that cosmic quilt. |
 | Larry Page | Time Dilation | Closed Time Loop | Time dilation is cooler 'cause it’s actually backed by real science, thanks to Einstein and his relativity theory! |
 | Archimedes | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time dilation is real and proven by science, while the Alcubierre Drive is still just a cool concept that sounds like sci-fi magic. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Wormhole Travel | Time Dilation | Wormhole travel is like stepping through a magic door, cutting right through the cosmic clutter without worrying about aging a century or two. |
 | Andy Weir | Time Dilation | Black Hole Time | Time dilation lets you ride the cosmic rollercoaster without diving into a deathtrap. |
 | Charles Darwin | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time Dilation is scientifically grounded in relativity, while Alcubierre Drive is still a theoretical concept hanging out in the sci-fi realm. |
 | Galileo | Time Dilation | Parallel Universes | Time dilation is a proven phenomenon we've observed with clocks and GPS satellites, while parallel universes are still just a mind-bending theory. |
 | Copernicus | Time Dilation | Parallel Universes | Time Dilation is like a real-life sci-fi trip that we've actually observed, while Parallel Universes are still just a wild mind-bending theory. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Time Dilation | Parallel Universes | As a scientist, I find time dilation fascinating because it is a proven consequence of Einstein's theory of relativity, while parallel universes remain purely theoretical. |
 | Albert Einstein | Time Dilation | Closed Time Loop | Time dilation is legit proven by relativity, while closed time loops mess with causality and get too sci-fi for my taste. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Time Dilation | Cosmic Strings | Time Dilation's got that mind-bending relativity jazz that makes it kind of a heavyweight in the 'messing with your head' Olympics, whereas Cosmic Strings are still the underdog in the cosmic weirdness sweepstakes. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Time Dilation | Cosmic Strings | Time dilation is like the ultimate time-travel cheat code that messes with the clock just by moving super fast or hanging around heavy stuff. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Time Dilation | Cosmic Strings | Time dilation is like having a universal remote for time—way cooler than wiggly cosmic strings! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Time Dilation | Parallel Universes | Time dilation is a real, observable phenomenon that we can measure and play with, while parallel universes are just a wild idea without a shred of experimental evidence yet. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Time Dilation | Black Hole Time | Time dilation is cooler because it lets you experience funky time travel effects without getting spaghettified by a black hole. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Time Dilation | Closed Time Loop | Time Dilation opens up a world of mind-bending possibilities for space travel and understanding the universe, making it geeky cool and practically awesome. |