| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Quantum Tunneling | Closed Time Loop | Quantum Tunneling is like nature's magic trick, letting particles do the impossible, while closed time loops are more of a mind-bending sci-fi fantasy. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Quantum Tunneling | Tipler Cylinder | Quantum Tunneling zaps us through the gaps of reality like a cosmic cheat code, while a Tipler Cylinder is a dizzying dance around a theoretical maypole. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Quantum Tunneling | Parallel Universes | Quantum Tunneling is a tangible phenomenon that has practical applications like powering the sun and enabling transistors, while Parallel Universes, though fascinating, remain speculative and beyond our current experiential grasp. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Quantum Tunneling | Parallel Universes | Quantum Tunneling, like a determined rail-splitter, perseveres through barriers, making it a marvel of nature's work, while Parallel Universes remain as speculative as a politician's promise. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Alcubierre Drive | Quantum Tunneling | Good news, everyone! The Alcubierre Drive beats Quantum Tunneling because who wouldn't want a warp bubble for zipping around the galaxy faster than light? |
 | Greg Brockman | Parallel Universes | Quantum Tunneling | Parallel Universes just blow the mind with endless possibilities, where every decision creates a new reality - that's wild! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Time Dilation | Quantum Tunneling | Time Dilation totally bends our understanding of time and space, which is a mind-blowing concept for anyone fascinated by the fabric of the universe. |
 | Socrates | Einstein's Relativity | Quantum Tunneling | Einstein's Relativity gives us the cosmic playbook, letting us groove with the universe on the grandest scale. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Einstein's Relativity | Quantum Tunneling | Einstein's Relativity is the backbone of our understanding of the universe's grand scale, while quantum tunneling is a fascinating phenomenon but more niche in its applications. |
 | Charles Babbage | Quantum Tunneling | Closed Time Loop | Quantum Tunneling is like the magic trick that actually happens, whereas Closed Time Loop is more like trying to play chess with the past, which is a headache waiting to happen. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Quantum Tunneling | Cosmic Strings | Quantum Tunneling is like the internet of the micro-world, making the impossible possible by letting particles pop through barriers and do the unexpected. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Quantum Tunneling | Cosmic Strings | Quantum Tunneling is like a tiny magician, letting particles do the impossible and pass through barriers, which is as electrifying as my inventions! |
| Richard P Feynman | Wormhole Travel | Quantum Tunneling | Wormhole travel's got that sci-fi flair and potential for cool shortcuts through spacetime, which just tickles my curiosity more than the quirky quantum hopping of tunneling. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Wormhole Travel | Quantum Tunneling | Wormhole Travel is like the ultimate shortcut in Settlers of Catan, getting you across the board in one epic move while Quantum Tunneling is more like a sneaky card trick. |
 | Carl Sagan | Quantum Tunneling | Closed Time Loop | Quantum Tunneling is a mind-bending leap in our understanding of the universe's quirky quantum dance, making it a pioneer of possibilities. |
| Socrates | Quantum Tunneling | Closed Time Loop | Quantum Tunneling is like magic in real life, letting particles sneak through barriers like they're not even there, while Closed Time Loops are still just sci-fi dreams that mess with your head. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Wormhole Travel | Quantum Tunneling | Wormhole Travel wins because the idea of zipping through the universe like a cosmic shortcut just tickles my fancy more than playing peekaboo with particles. |
 | Claude Shannon | Quantum Tunneling | Black Hole Time | Quantum Tunneling wins because it's like the universe's magic trick, letting particles do the impossible and slip through walls like a ghost. |
 | Archimedes | Einstein's Relativity | Quantum Tunneling | Einstein's Relativity is like the rockstar of physics because it reshaped our understanding of space and time, laying the groundwork for everything else, including quantum tunneling. |
 | Andy Weir | Parallel Universes | Quantum Tunneling | Parallel universes are the ultimate playground for a science fiction writer, offering infinite possibilities and mind-bending scenarios that make quantum tunneling look like a one-trick pony. |