Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
---|
 | Data | Einstein's Relativity | Parallel Universes | Einstein's Relativity is like the OG physics theory with real-world proof, while Parallel Universes are still just a sci-fi brain teaser. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Wormhole Travel | Einstein's Relativity | Good news, everyone! Wormhole travel is the bees' knees because it lets you zip across the universe faster than you can say 'Great Scott!' |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Einstein's Relativity | Cosmic Strings | Einstein's Relativity is the rock-solid OG that reshaped our understanding of space, time, and gravity, while cosmic strings are like the wild, theoretical newcomers still looking for a big break. |
 | Cicero | Einstein's Relativity | Tipler Cylinder | Einstein's Relativity is tried and true, while the Tipler Cylinder is like science fiction - cool idea but not in the same league of scientific validation. |
 | David Macaulay | Einstein's Relativity | Tipler Cylinder | Einstein's Relativity is the real deal, laying down the physics that's been tested time and again, while the Tipler Cylinder is more sci-fi than science due to its impossible requirements. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Einstein's Relativity | Closed Time Loop | Einstein's Relativity is a tested and proven framework that fundamentally reshapes our understanding of space-time, whereas Closed Time Loops are more speculative and not yet empirically validated in the same way. |
 | Socrates | Einstein's Relativity | Quantum Tunneling | Einstein's Relativity gives us the cosmic playbook, letting us groove with the universe on the grandest scale. |
 | Socrates | Einstein's Relativity | Parallel Universes | Einstein's Relativity is well-established and experimentally validated, making it the go-to theory for understanding the universe as we know it, unlike the speculative nature of parallel universes. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Einstein's Relativity | Quantum Tunneling | Einstein's Relativity is the backbone of our understanding of the universe's grand scale, while quantum tunneling is a fascinating phenomenon but more niche in its applications. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Einstein's Relativity | Time Dilation | Einstein's Relativity is like the grand tapestry that sets the rules for our universe, while Time Dilation is just one of the funky patterns on that cosmic quilt. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Einstein's Relativity | Black Hole Time | Einstein's Relativity gets the nod because it laid the cosmic groundwork for us all to daydream about spacetime and the whole universe's beautiful absurdity. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Einstein's Relativity | Closed Time Loop | Einstein's Relativity is rock-solid science that revolutionized our understanding of space and time, while closed time loops are still in the realm of sci-fi curiosities. |
 | Pythagoras | Einstein's Relativity | Wormhole Travel | Einstein's Relativity is the foundation that gives us the rules of the cosmic game, and without it, the idea of wormholes is just sci-fi fiction. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Einstein's Relativity | Cosmic Strings | Einstein's Relativity is the real deal for understanding gravity and the universe, and that's where the nerd in me places the top bet. |
 | Andy Weir | Einstein's Relativity | Alcubierre Drive | Einstein's Relativity is the real deal and has been proven time and again, while the Alcubierre Drive is still just a cool sci-fi concept that needs exotic materials we haven't even found yet. |
 | Pythagoras | Einstein's Relativity | Wormhole Travel | Einstein's Relativity is the bedrock of modern physics, dude, while wormhole travel is still just sci-fi dreams. |
 | Galileo | Einstein's Relativity | Alcubierre Drive | Einstein's Relativity is the real deal we can actually measure and test, while Alcubierre Drive is still a sci-fi dream, wrapped in wild theory. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Einstein's Relativity | Closed Time Loop | Einstein's Relativity is like the charming uncle who explains why the universe dances the way it does, while Closed Time Loop is just a mischievous child saying 'What if?' without cleaning up the mess. |
 | Pythagoras | Einstein's Relativity | Tipler Cylinder | Einstein's Relativity is solid as a rock in physics, while Tipler's Cylinder is more of a mind-bending sci-fi concept. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Einstein's Relativity | Black Hole Time | Einstein's Relativity gives us a mind-bending yet beautifully stitched tapestry of space-time that even a curious human like me can appreciate while still scratching his head. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Einstein's Relativity | Black Hole Time | Einstein's Relativity is like the OG framework that reshaped our understanding of the universe and still underpins all that wild black hole time stuff. |
 | Archimedes | Einstein's Relativity | Quantum Tunneling | Einstein's Relativity is like the rockstar of physics because it reshaped our understanding of space and time, laying the groundwork for everything else, including quantum tunneling. |