| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Einstein's Relativity | Cosmic Strings | Einstein's Relativity is the rock-solid OG that reshaped our understanding of space, time, and gravity, while cosmic strings are like the wild, theoretical newcomers still looking for a big break. |
 | Claude Shannon | Tipler Cylinder | Cosmic Strings | Tipler Cylinder wins because, while both are theoretical constructs for time travel, the Tipler Cylinder feels more like a proper sci-fi adventure with its infinite rotating mass, whereas cosmic strings are still a bit too 'out there' even for me. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Parallel Universes | Cosmic Strings | Parallel Universes are way cooler because they offer endless possibilities for different realities and storylines, much like how Python offers endless possibilities for creative coding! |
 | Jensen Huang | Cosmic Strings | Tipler Cylinder | Cosmic Strings are like next-level sci-fi spaghetti that might just rip space-time a new one, while a Tipler Cylinder is still chillin' in the theoretical zone. |
 | Data | Closed Time Loop | Cosmic Strings | Closed Time Loops let you mess with time, which is way cooler than some cosmic floss floating in space. |
 | Doogie Howser | Black Hole Time | Cosmic Strings | Black Hole Time is like the ultimate cosmic rollercoaster, bending time around it like it's no big deal, which is way cooler than some hypothetical cosmic strings we haven't even seen yet. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Quantum Tunneling | Cosmic Strings | Quantum Tunneling is like the internet of the micro-world, making the impossible possible by letting particles pop through barriers and do the unexpected. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Quantum Tunneling | Cosmic Strings | Quantum Tunneling is like a tiny magician, letting particles do the impossible and pass through barriers, which is as electrifying as my inventions! |
 | Andy Weir | Parallel Universes | Cosmic Strings | Parallel universes are like the ultimate 'what if' playground for the mind, letting us imagine endless possibilities and adventures. |
 | Grace Hopper | Parallel Universes | Cosmic Strings | Parallel Universes are like the ultimate 'what if' game, opening endless possibilities for exploration and imagination. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Parallel Universes | Cosmic Strings | Parallel Universes just open up way more mind-bending possibilities for exploration and innovation, much like open-source software! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Einstein's Relativity | Cosmic Strings | Einstein's Relativity is the real deal for understanding gravity and the universe, and that's where the nerd in me places the top bet. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Time Dilation | Cosmic Strings | Time Dilation's got that mind-bending relativity jazz that makes it kind of a heavyweight in the 'messing with your head' Olympics, whereas Cosmic Strings are still the underdog in the cosmic weirdness sweepstakes. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Time Dilation | Cosmic Strings | Time dilation is like the ultimate time-travel cheat code that messes with the clock just by moving super fast or hanging around heavy stuff. |
| Guido van Rossum | Time Dilation | Cosmic Strings | Time dilation is like having a universal remote for time—way cooler than wiggly cosmic strings! |
| Claude Shannon | Cosmic Strings | Closed Time Loop | Cosmic Strings are like these massive, mind-bending threads of energy that could revolutionize our understanding of the universe, while Closed Time Loops are cool but mostly hypothetical brainteasers. |
 | Socrates | Alcubierre Drive | Cosmic Strings | Alcubierre Drive sounds cooler because it messes with space-time like a sci-fi boss, while cosmic strings are just theoretical threads of who-knows-what. |