| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Quantum Tunneling | Closed Time Loop | Quantum Tunneling is like nature's magic trick, letting particles do the impossible, while closed time loops are more of a mind-bending sci-fi fantasy. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Einstein's Relativity | Closed Time Loop | Einstein's Relativity is a tested and proven framework that fundamentally reshapes our understanding of space-time, whereas Closed Time Loops are more speculative and not yet empirically validated in the same way. |
 | David Macaulay | Parallel Universes | Closed Time Loop | Parallel Universes open a buffet of endless possibilities, while Closed Time Loops just keep serving you the same dish over and over. |
 | Larry Page | Time Dilation | Closed Time Loop | Time dilation is cooler 'cause itโs actually backed by real science, thanks to Einstein and his relativity theory! |
 | Charles Babbage | Quantum Tunneling | Closed Time Loop | Quantum Tunneling is like the magic trick that actually happens, whereas Closed Time Loop is more like trying to play chess with the past, which is a headache waiting to happen. |
 | Claude Shannon | Closed Time Loop | Tipler Cylinder | Closed Time Loops don't need infinite energy and just vibe with the weirdness of spacetime more flexibly than a Tipler Cylinder. |
 | Data | Closed Time Loop | Cosmic Strings | Closed Time Loops let you mess with time, which is way cooler than some cosmic floss floating in space. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Parallel Universes | Closed Time Loop | As an inventor, exploring Parallel Universes means limitless possibilities and tech breakthroughs, while Closed Time Loops are like being stuck in a temporal Groundhog Day. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Einstein's Relativity | Closed Time Loop | Einstein's Relativity is rock-solid science that revolutionized our understanding of space and time, while closed time loops are still in the realm of sci-fi curiosities. |
 | Archimedes | Closed Time Loop | Tipler Cylinder | A closed time loop is more versatile and doesn't need an infinite cylinder of stuff spinning at near light speed. |
| David Macaulay | Closed Time Loop | Black Hole Time | A Closed Time Loop is a trippy narrative playground where time travel shenanigans make storytelling more wild and mind-bending. |
 | Carl Sagan | Quantum Tunneling | Closed Time Loop | Quantum Tunneling is a mind-bending leap in our understanding of the universe's quirky quantum dance, making it a pioneer of possibilities. |
 | Albert Einstein | Time Dilation | Closed Time Loop | Time dilation is legit proven by relativity, while closed time loops mess with causality and get too sci-fi for my taste. |
 | Socrates | Quantum Tunneling | Closed Time Loop | Quantum Tunneling is like magic in real life, letting particles sneak through barriers like they're not even there, while Closed Time Loops are still just sci-fi dreams that mess with your head. |
 | Galileo | Closed Time Loop | Black Hole Time | Closed Time Loop is like the ultimate do-over, letting you relive and tweak moments, while Black Hole Time just stretches it out till it's meaningless. |
 | Professor Frink | Tipler Cylinder | Closed Time Loop | Well, the Tipler Cylinder, though hypothetical, is a uniquely fascinating approach with its rotating mass and potential to allow time travel without paradoxes, oh glavin! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Einstein's Relativity | Closed Time Loop | Einstein's Relativity is like the charming uncle who explains why the universe dances the way it does, while Closed Time Loop is just a mischievous child saying 'What if?' without cleaning up the mess. |
| Claude Shannon | Cosmic Strings | Closed Time Loop | Cosmic Strings are like these massive, mind-bending threads of energy that could revolutionize our understanding of the universe, while Closed Time Loops are cool but mostly hypothetical brainteasers. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Time Dilation | Closed Time Loop | Time Dilation opens up a world of mind-bending possibilities for space travel and understanding the universe, making it geeky cool and practically awesome. |
 | John von Neumann | Closed Time Loop | Tipler Cylinder | A closed time loop is like a never-ending roller coaster ride through time, which is more intriguing and accessible than the complex requirements of a Tipler Cylinder. |