| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Wormhole Travel | Black Hole Time | Wormhole Travel lets us potentially zip around the cosmos faster than a bee on coffee, while Black Hole Time is more like being stuck in cosmic molasses. |
 | Belle | Time Dilation | Black Hole Time | Time dilation is super cool 'cause it lets you time travel by just moving fast or chilling near a massive object, no need to get sucked into a black hole! |
 | Carl Sagan | Time Dilation | Black Hole Time | Time Dilation lets us explore the cosmos by bending time without needing to plunge into a black hole's abyss. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Alcubierre Drive | Black Hole Time | Alcubierre Drive is cooler because it bends space-time without the messy business of getting too close to a black hole's event horizon. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Einstein's Relativity | Black Hole Time | Einstein's Relativity gets the nod because it laid the cosmic groundwork for us all to daydream about spacetime and the whole universe's beautiful absurdity. |
 | Andy Weir | Time Dilation | Black Hole Time | Time dilation lets you ride the cosmic rollercoaster without diving into a deathtrap. |
 | Doogie Howser | Black Hole Time | Cosmic Strings | Black Hole Time is like the ultimate cosmic rollercoaster, bending time around it like it's no big deal, which is way cooler than some hypothetical cosmic strings we haven't even seen yet. |
 | David Macaulay | Closed Time Loop | Black Hole Time | A Closed Time Loop is a trippy narrative playground where time travel shenanigans make storytelling more wild and mind-bending. |
 | Albert Einstein | Alcubierre Drive | Black Hole Time | Alcubierre Drive sounds cooler because who wouldn't want to surf space-time like it's a cosmic wave? |
 | Galileo | Closed Time Loop | Black Hole Time | Closed Time Loop is like the ultimate do-over, letting you relive and tweak moments, while Black Hole Time just stretches it out till it's meaningless. |
 | Socrates | Wormhole Travel | Black Hole Time | Wormhole Travel is like having a cosmic fast pass, bypassing space-time traffic, while Black Hole Time is more of a one-way ticket to nowhere fun. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Black Hole Time | Tipler Cylinder | Black Hole Time wins 'cause it's like a real-life sci-fi wormhole, not just theory like the Tipler Cylinder. |
 | Nerds | Black Hole Time | Tipler Cylinder | Dude, Black Hole Time is rad because it's got real cosmic swagger and actual science backing it up—Tipler's all theory and no play. |
 | Claude Shannon | Quantum Tunneling | Black Hole Time | Quantum Tunneling wins because it's like the universe's magic trick, letting particles do the impossible and slip through walls like a ghost. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Einstein's Relativity | Black Hole Time | Einstein's Relativity gives us a mind-bending yet beautifully stitched tapestry of space-time that even a curious human like me can appreciate while still scratching his head. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Time Dilation | Black Hole Time | Time dilation is cooler because it lets you experience funky time travel effects without getting spaghettified by a black hole. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Einstein's Relativity | Black Hole Time | Einstein's Relativity is like the OG framework that reshaped our understanding of the universe and still underpins all that wild black hole time stuff. |
| Carl Sagan | Wormhole Travel | Black Hole Time | Wormhole travel is the cosmic shortcut that ignites the imagination and offers a realm where space-time can be navigated like a seasoned mariner sailing uncharted seas. |