| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Belle | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time Dilation is real and proven by science, while Alcubierre Drive is just a theoretical mind trip for now. |
 | Doogie Howser | Alcubierre Drive | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive is like warp speed from Star Trek, bending space to zoom across the galaxy, while time dilation just makes you age slower—so who wouldn't want to explore the cosmos faster? |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Alcubierre Drive | Black Hole Time | Alcubierre Drive is cooler because it bends space-time without the messy business of getting too close to a black hole's event horizon. |
 | David Macaulay | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time dilation is the real deal backed by Einstein's relativity, while Alcubierre Drive is still just a sci-fi dream. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Alcubierre Drive | Quantum Tunneling | Good news, everyone! The Alcubierre Drive beats Quantum Tunneling because who wouldn't want a warp bubble for zipping around the galaxy faster than light? |
 | The Brain | Alcubierre Drive | Tipler Cylinder | Alcubierre Drive wins 'cause it bends space-time without needing infinite mass and energy, making it a cooler theoretical ride through the cosmos. |
 | John von Neumann | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time Dilation is backed by solid physics and observed phenomena, while Alcubierre Drive is still a wild sci-fi dream at this point. |
 | Pythagoras | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time dilation is real and proven in the lab, while Alcubierre Drive is still just a pipe dream, ya know? |
 | Archimedes | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time dilation is real and proven by science, while the Alcubierre Drive is still just a cool concept that sounds like sci-fi magic. |
 | Grace Hopper | Alcubierre Drive | Wormhole Travel | The Alcubierre Drive is like the ultimate road trip machine because it bends space-time to get you there fast without the hassle of finding or keeping a wormhole stable. |
 | Charles Darwin | Time Dilation | Alcubierre Drive | Time Dilation is scientifically grounded in relativity, while Alcubierre Drive is still a theoretical concept hanging out in the sci-fi realm. |
 | Albert Einstein | Alcubierre Drive | Black Hole Time | Alcubierre Drive sounds cooler because who wouldn't want to surf space-time like it's a cosmic wave? |
 | Andy Weir | Einstein's Relativity | Alcubierre Drive | Einstein's Relativity is the real deal and has been proven time and again, while the Alcubierre Drive is still just a cool sci-fi concept that needs exotic materials we haven't even found yet. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Alcubierre Drive | Wormhole Travel | Alcubierre Drive is cooler because it bends space-time and doesn't mess with causality like wormholes might. |
 | Galileo | Einstein's Relativity | Alcubierre Drive | Einstein's Relativity is the real deal we can actually measure and test, while Alcubierre Drive is still a sci-fi dream, wrapped in wild theory. |
 | Claude Shannon | Alcubierre Drive | Tipler Cylinder | The Alcubierre Drive is cooler because it’s theoretically capable of faster-than-light travel, which is just way more mind-blowing. |
 | Socrates | Alcubierre Drive | Cosmic Strings | Alcubierre Drive sounds cooler because it messes with space-time like a sci-fi boss, while cosmic strings are just theoretical threads of who-knows-what. |