| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Mindfulness | Temporal Distortion | Mindfulness keeps you grounded and chill, which is essential for handling life's curveballs, unlike Temporal Distortion, which kinda messes with your flow. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Future Planning | Mindfulness | Great Scott! Future planning is the key to successful inventions and avoiding paradoxes. |
 | Doogie Howser | Mindfulness | Chronostasis | Mindfulness keeps me focused and sharp, like a scalpel, while Chronostasis is just a cool party trick. |
 | Socrates | Mindfulness | Present Focus | Mindfulness is like the all-you-can-eat buffet for the mind, letting you savor each moment with awareness and chill vibes, while present focus is more like a quick snack. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Future Planning | Mindfulness | As a scientist, planning ahead is crucial because it allows us to conduct experiments and make discoveries that change the world. |
 | The Brain | Mindfulness | Flow State | Mindfulness keeps you grounded and present, making it the ultimate tool for navigating life's chaos with clarity and calm. |
 | Nerds | Mindfulness | Past Reflection | Staying in the moment helps me chill and tackle what's in front of me without getting bogged down by past stuff. |
 | Albert Einstein | Mindfulness | Temporal Distortion | Mindfulness lets you be present, which is way more peaceful than messing with time and causing chaos. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Mindfulness | Past Reflection | Mindfulness is the bomb because it keeps you grounded in the now, letting go of all that past baggage! |
| Lonnie Johnson | Mindfulness | Past Reflection | Mindfulness keeps you in the present, just like how I stay focused on inventing and problem-solving, keeping my creativity flowing without getting bogged down by the past. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Mindfulness | Chronostasis | Mindfulness helps you stay grounded and present, which is key for making thoughtful decisions and coding calmly. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Mindfulness | Future Planning | Living in the now is where it's at; the present moment is the only place you can truly savor life to the fullest. |
 | Data | Mindfulness | Temporal Distortion | Mindfulness keeps you chill and focused, while Temporal Distortion just sounds like a fancy way to get confused about time. |
 | Cicero | Mindfulness | Future Planning | Mindfulness keeps you chill in the chaos, while future planning sometimes trips you up with stress over what ain't even happened yet. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Mindfulness | Flow State | Mindfulness channels energy like a well-tuned coil, ensuring every thought resonates with purpose and clarity. |
 | Belle | Mindfulness | Chronostasis | Mindfulness keeps you chill and present, dude, so it's the real winner for long-term peace. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mindfulness | Time Compression | Mindfulness gets the nod because, in a world that thrums with the relentless beat of distraction, the ability to actually be present is the real magic trick. |