| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Newcomb's Paradox | Temporal Paradox | Newcomb's Paradox is a brain-busting mind game that tickles the free will vs. determinism debate in a way that Temporal Paradox just can't match. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Temporal Paradox | Ontological Paradox | Temporal Paradox wins because it's like building a board game that loops back on itself, making for endless replayability and mind-bending fun! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Bootstrap Paradox | Temporal Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox is a mind-bending loop of creativity where cause and effect play an endless game of tag, making it a more fascinating puzzle than the classic Temporal Paradox conundrum. |
 | Greg Brockman | Ontological Paradox | Temporal Paradox | Ontological Paradoxes are like mind-bending puzzles that challenge our understanding of existence, which is just geekily fascinating. |
 | Nerds | Temporal Paradox | Polchinski's Paradox | Temporal Paradox is the OG time travel conundrum, raising all sorts of mind-bending questions about causality and logic that keep everyone scratching their heads. |
 | Copernicus | Twin Paradox | Temporal Paradox | Twin Paradox is the real deal, bending your mind with relativity, while Temporal Paradox is more like a sci-fi brain teaser. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Fermi Paradox | Temporal Paradox | The Fermi Paradox is like a cosmic whodunit that keeps us scratching our heads and looking to the stars, while the Temporal Paradox is just a headache-inducing loop with time travel problems. |
 | Professor Frink | Twin Paradox | Temporal Paradox | Oh, the Twin Paradox is a real brain tickler with its time dilation shenanigans, oh glavin! |
| Professor Frink | Temporal Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Oh, the temporal paradox is cooler because it wibbly-wobbly messes with the whole fabric of time, glavin! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Newcomb's Paradox | Temporal Paradox | Newcomb's Paradox fascinates me more because it challenges the very essence of free will and prediction, echoing the intricate dance between determinism and innovation that I often engage with in my work. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Fermi Paradox | Temporal Paradox | The Fermi Paradox is like the ultimate cosmic mystery, sparking endless curiosity about why we're not hearing from our alien neighbors, which is fascinating and eerily relatable. |
 | Pythagoras | Temporal Paradox | Polchinski's Paradox | Temporal Paradox is a classic brain-bender that spins heads with the idea of time-travel twists and causality loops, which is just up my alley. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Zeno's Paradox | Temporal Paradox | Zeno's Paradoxes are a timeless exploration of motion and infinity, sparking endless philosophical and mathematical debates that tickle the nerd in me more than time-travel conundrums. |
 | Charles Darwin | Temporal Paradox | Newcomb's Paradox | Temporal Paradox is more intriguing because it challenges the very fabric of causality, which is as wild as a Galápagos finch's evolution! |
| Nikola Tesla | Predestination Paradox | Temporal Paradox | As a pioneer who revels in the elegance of determinism, the Predestination Paradox is electrifyingly appealing since it suggests a universe where time's tapestry is a single, unbroken circuit. |
 | David Macaulay | Temporal Paradox | Zeno's Paradox | Temporal Paradox is like the ultimate brain workout, mixing time travel with mind-bending scenarios, while Zeno's is more of a philosophical warm-up. |