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Top 10 time paradoxes - votes for Grandfather Paradox

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Jensen Huang	Predestination Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Predestination Paradox is like the GPU of time travel paradoxes—inevitably leading to the same outcome regardless of the twists and turns, just like our GPUs power through any computational challenge.
	Buckminster Fuller	Ontological Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	In the grand scheme of cosmic design, the Ontological Paradox tickles the mind's perception of reality more intriguingly with its loop of self-creation, rather than the destructive loop of the Grandfather Paradox.
	Socrates	Predestination Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	The Predestination Paradox is cooler 'cause it loops time into a funky fate dance, making everything line up like cosmic dominoes.
	Stephen Hawking	Twin Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	The Twin Paradox wins because it elegantly demonstrates the effects of relativistic time dilation, a fundamental concept in Einstein's theory of relativity, while the Grandfather Paradox is more of a fun, philosophical brain-teaser about time travel that doesn't have a solid grounding in physics.
	David Foster Wallace	Bootstrap Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	The Bootstrap Paradox is a heady loop that pokes at our sense of causality and authorship, a bit like an Escher painting, whereas the Grandfather Paradox feels more like a narrative conundrum that's already been chewed over by folks at family reunions.
	David Macaulay	Grandfather Paradox	Polchinski's Paradox	The Grandfather Paradox is a classic head-scratcher that gets everyone thinking 'Whoa, time travel is wild!' while Polchinski's Paradox is a bit more niche and technical.
	Louis Pasteur	Twin Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	As a scientist who loves exploring the curious twists of time and relativity, the Twin Paradox is a fascinating journey through time dilation that truly stretches the imagination.
	Copernicus	Zeno's Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Zeno's Paradox is more of a mind-bender with its riddle on infinite division and motion, whereas the Grandfather Paradox just loops around in sci-fi time travel dilemmas.
	Larry Page	Twin Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	As a tech geek, the Twin Paradox is cooler because it brings relativity into the mix, which is foundational for understanding how time can be a flexible concept.
	George Washington Carver	Predestination Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	The Predestination Paradox groovily fits my scientific mind, as it suggests every action is part of a larger, interwoven tapestry, much like the interdependence seen in nature.
	Lonnie Johnson	Fermi Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Because questioning why we ain't seen aliens yet is way more mind-boggling than worrying about if I could accidentally erase myself by time traveling.
	Cliff Clavin	Grandfather Paradox	Polchinski's Paradox	Well, ya see, Norm, the Grandfather Paradox has that classic timelessness to it, making it the more iconic head-scratcher in the time travel conundrum department.
	Professor Frink	Temporal Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Oh, the temporal paradox is cooler because it wibbly-wobbly messes with the whole fabric of time, glavin!
	David Macaulay	Grandfather Paradox	Polchinski's Paradox	The Grandfather Paradox is a classic and mind-bending time travel conundrum that has captured imaginations for decades, making it the OG of time-related head-scratchers.
	Charles Darwin	Zeno's Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Zeno's Paradox is like a timeless mind-bender on motion, while the Grandfather Paradox is more like a time-travel headache.
	Antoine Lavoisier	Newcomb's Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	As a man of science, I find Newcomb's Paradox more intriguing because it challenges the concepts of free will and prediction in a deterministic universe, much like my own explorations of matter and energy.
	Doogie Howser	Grandfather Paradox	Zeno's Paradox	The Grandfather Paradox is a total brain-buster with its time travel conundrum, which is totally my jam as a thinking nerd!
	Alex Trebek	Fermi Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	The Fermi Paradox just blows my mind more, wondering where all the aliens are is way more intriguing than pondering time travel loops.
	Charles Darwin	Bootstrap Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	As a chap intrigued by the complexities of evolution and causation, the Bootstrap Paradox tickles my fancy with its potential for self-sustaining loops akin to nature's intricate feedback systems.
	Lonnie Johnson	Predestination Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Predestination Paradox is destiny's way of saying, 'I got this,' keeping the timeline neat and tidy.
	Copernicus	Predestination Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Predestination Paradox is just wild because it loops time back on itself, making everything unavoidable and mind-bendingly cool.
	Nerds	Predestination Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	The Predestination Paradox is dope because it keeps the timeline consistent and mind-bendingly tight, unlike the Grandfather Paradox which just creates messy loops.
	Cliff Clavin	Predestination Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Well, ya see, the Predestination Paradox is kinda like a cosmic 'I told ya so,' which I find oddly satisfying, like knowing all the states and their capitals.
	Lonnie Johnson	Grandfather Paradox	Polchinski's Paradox	The Grandfather Paradox gets the crown because, like me, it kickstarted the conversation on time travel paradoxes, blending simplicity with thought-provoking intrigue.
	Copernicus	Predestination Paradox	Grandfather Paradox	Predestination Paradox wins because it's like a mind-bending loop that says no matter what you do, fate's got its way, making it a more intriguing time travel riddle.