| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Crypt of Civilization | Westinghouse Time Capsule | The Crypt of Civilization has more historical depth, much like a long speech, containing a vast assortment of cultural artifacts that speak volumes about our era. |
 | Doogie Howser | Crypt of Civilization | Westinghouse Time Capsule | The Crypt of Civilization is like a whole museum frozen in time, whereas the Westinghouse Time Capsule is just a cool collection of 1939's greatest hits. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Future Library Project | Westinghouse Time Capsule | The Future Library Project is like a slow-burn time capsule, growing a whole forest of stories for future folks—talk about long-term thinking! |
 | Andy Weir | Future Library Project | Westinghouse Time Capsule | The Future Library Project is a sci-fi lover's dream with a 100-year mystery, while the time capsule is like finding an old mixtape. |
| Doogie Howser | Voyager Golden Record | Westinghouse Time Capsule | The Voyager Golden Record is like sending a mixtape into the cosmic unknown, sharing the soul of humanity with the universe, which is way cooler than a time capsule just chillin' underground. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Chamber of the Century | The Westinghouse Time Capsule is a pioneering piece of history, capturing the spirit of the 1939 World's Fair and showcasing the ingenuity of the era, which resonates with my fondness for forward-thinking innovation. |
 | Archimedes | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Chamber of the Century | The Westinghouse Time Capsule is iconic and packed with futuristic vibes that capture the spirit of its era like no other. |
 | Socrates | Kryptos CIA Sculpture | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Kryptos gets the edge for its ongoing mystery and mind-bending cryptographic challenge that's intrigued puzzle nerds for decades. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Oglethorpe Atlanta Capsule | Because Westinghouse Time Capsule is like the OG of time capsules, setting the standard with its sleek design and cool futuristic vibe. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Oglethorpe Atlanta Capsule | The Westinghouse Time Capsule is a true testament to the spirit of the modern age, capturing the hopes and dreams of its time with a flair that resonates with the common man. |
 | Greg Brockman | Future Library Project | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Future Library Project is like a living, breathing story that unfolds over a century, while the Westinghouse Time Capsule is a cool snapshot in time, but one is a novel and the other a photograph. |
| Archimedes | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Oglethorpe Atlanta Capsule | The Westinghouse Time Capsule is a boss-level artifact designed to last 5,000 years, showing off some serious long-term planning and preservation skills. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Keo Satellite Capsule | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Keo Satellite Capsule is set to return in 50,000 years, making it a way more ambitious and futuristic time-traveling message in a bottle. |
 | Pythagoras | Voyager Golden Record | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Voyager Golden Record wins because it's out there reppin' humanity to the cosmos, while the Time Capsule is just chillin' underground. |
 | Doc Brown | Keo Satellite Capsule | Westinghouse Time Capsule | The Keo Satellite Capsule is like a cosmic message in a bottle, carrying voices from the present to the far future, which is just heavy and cool, man! |